The (Parcially) Insane Club

lemme go!
*kicks him*

(I had no idea you and I were near the same age (almost exact same age))

*shoots maik up with some serum*

"Be still my child, I'll take very good care of you"

"if you wake up, you'll feel as good as new"

is it comprehensible.....

(I think I knew that)

*flops on the floor*
when I get up, you'll be sorry

*Lays Maik up on a steel table underneath a bright light to check the ailment*

*Maik's eyes follow my every move. Maik is only paralyzed temporarily and in a daze, soon she will fall asleep and I will begin*

*As I wait for Maik to fall asleep, I dance around and chant conundrums and the such as part of my technique*

"My first real procedure, I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

is it comprehensible.....

*glares*
just what do you think you're going to do

"Don't worry, you'll be ASLEEP soon and then it won't matter"

is it comprehensible.....

what are you up to you quack!

"Go to SLEEP!"

"did i give you the right amount, you shouldn't be able to talk"

*goes over and shoots maik up with some more*

"Hope this isn't overdose........."

is it comprehensible.....

aww crap
*falls asleep*

"Yes!!!"

"I mean *cough* let's begin then"

"COME OUT!!!!"

*Out comes human sized snakes with arms and legs*

"You over there. You prepare the patien----DO NOT BITE HER!!!!!! "

"You, take over for "fangy" over there, he can't act right"

*turns "fangy" back into a regular snake and puts her in a cage*

"Oh, the patient is ready? Alright then let's begin."

*Walks over to Maik, exams closely for any outside defects*

"I didn't want to have to do this but since, I see nothing wrong on the outside, it must be the inside"

"PREPARE TO OPEN UP.........WITHOUT BITING........AND WATCH THE VENOM!!!! Once drop of your poison in her insides will kill her instantly and not even my miraculousness would be able to prevent that death from occurring"

"You, lean over here and open your mouth"

*Grabs both fangs and positions them over Maik's body and jabs them down into the pit of the stomach*

"Stay right there, do not move your head at all"

*Takes some more fangs and starts cutting from the first entry*

*Stomach cavity is completely open*

"Hmm...Hmmm..it's just as I thou---------SQUIRPY, UP THE SERUM, UP THE SERUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What was that Squirpy. Could you not see the patient coming to? Waking up in a state like this would definitely send her into shock"

*Grabs Squirpy changes him back into a regular snake and puts him in cage*

"Ok, so her insides look-----------they look fine"

"FALSE ALARM SNEOPLE!! FALSE ALARM!"

"There's nothing wrong with this patient. Let's proceed to close her up. She's losing a lot of blood"

*********

"Ok, we're all finished..........She's fine...for now...but she has an ugly Scar now. Well, we'll just put some make up on that and she'll never know."

"------WHO DRIPPED SOME POISON!!!"

"I know somebody did, look at these holes in her stomach and chest!"

"They lead all the way through to her stomach cavity"

"UGGHHH!!! You know what, everybody back to original form!!!!!!!!"

*Grabs all the snakes and throws them in the cage*

"No mouses for you all tonight"

*Puts make up on Maik's Scar and fills holes with clay and puts make up over them as well*

*Stops Serum Uptake and waits for Maik to wake up*

is it comprehensible.....

*wakes up*
I'm going to kill you

fear

"Why, what did I do but help you........"

"I.......I bet you feel...100%, no 200% better don't you."

"Now, you can thank me later, I really must be going........."

is it comprehensible.....

*glare*
what did you do?!

"I...........um.........cured you of course."

"Now you really must relax. The paralysis will wear off in all due time (I hope)"

"I really must be going, good day"

is it comprehensible.....

you get back here!!!
what did you do to me?!

*runs out door*

is it comprehensible.....

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*chases after him*

Originally posted by LanceWindu
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is it comprehensible.....

not again