The (Parcially) Insane Club

well..... im looking for my basket of muffins.......
*lifting up a small stick and searching the ground under it*

did you look in that area of poison ivy (Shrugs and points)
*eats sugar*

ou no i havent!!!
*runs over and starts looking through it.....Runs back...* nope... but i am getting alittle itchy! *starts to scratch arm... then legs.... then everywhere....... * URG IM SO ITCHY!!!!!!!

That's what Poison Ivy does. Make you itch.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

.......
*starts to peel off skin like a snake....* ALL BETTER!!!!!

Poison Ivy penetrates all layers of your skin.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

i know... i peeled it all off...... *he was a body of pink flesh he quickly then grew a ne skin on* stil... i win

Peeling off all of your skin leaves you horribly susceptible to many types of ailments far worse than Poison Ivy.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

well... *dumps large amounts of pills into mouth and swallows them... *ALL BETTTER!!!!

Overdosing can lead to death.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

(lmao)
OH SHIT....* runs to the hospital and has stomach pumped* ALL BETTER!!

The doctors won't let you leave the hospital in the condition that you're in with no skin covering your inner organs and the such. You're stuck now.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

SHHHHHH I ESCAPED!!!! *ducking behind a bush as a car drove by*

That's another Poison Ivy Bush.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *eats a muffin and skin grows back healthy and everything is fine* IM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If eating a muffin grows all of your skin back, it'd be dangerous to eat anymore muffins b/c you'd eventually be covered by a great amount of skin layers and suffocate.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

its a magic... healing muffin!!! =P done be jelouse of the magic of the MUFFIN!! YAY MUFFINS!!!...lol

Then why didn't you just eat a muffin to begin with when you got Poision Ivy instead of peeling your skin off?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

hmmm....... that is a good question............. proably casue...... i didnt THINK OF IT YA!.....lmao

I thought about it. Just didn't say anything.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....