Originally posted by Scoobless
Soundgarden have a song called Spoon man(i haven't read throught this thread so i don't know if that's been mentioned yet)
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[b]"Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, spoonman
Speak the rhythm on your own
Speak the rhythm all alone, spoonmanSpoonman, come together with your hands
Save me, I'm together with your plan
Save meAll my friends are Indians
All my friends are brown and red, spoonman
All my friends are skeletons
They beat the rhythm with their bones, spoonmanFeel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, spoonmanThank you, good night people"
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Tie him up in the bed...hehe
rip off....
chop off....
or possibly smash his balls.....
then i would get dental floss and wrap it around his ding dong... then i would make him watch every episode of star trak and three's company, then i would tickle him....then i would go away a couple days and see if he's still living...
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I would kick him in the balls. Then once he is lying on the ground in a world of pain I would hogtie him. After that I'd throw him into the trunk of my car, drive him to Hoover Dam, throw him into the water making sure he gets sucked into the giant turbines. If he somehow lived through that I would catch him on the other side of the damn and bludgeon him to death with a wiffle ball bat.
seems a little violent but your a mod so its A OK with me
(I'll get you later)
when i came back after a couple days to see if he's still alive and he is! i would get some alcohol and put it all over his face and eyes and choped off balls.....then i would leave several scorpions rattle snakes and blackwidows and a jar of flys and nats then leave him and check on him in a couple hours....