Blessed with a bite of a radioactive spider...
Knowing me, I'd probably develop an allergic reaction.
And if we follow movie verse, on account of I'm not smart enough to make webbing, I'd have these awesome pecs and biceps and all those good things. But then I'd want comic verse Gwen Stacy...cuz Kirsten Dunst is ugly.
Sure why not. Don't expect me to save anybody, though.