Aunt May vs Martha Kent

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Aunt May vs Martha Kent

Something a little offbeat. The woman who raised Spider-Man against the woman who raised Superman.

Ma Kent probably takes it because she's most likely stronger due to living on a farm. Then again May lives alone in the Big Apple so she can probably take care of herself, and I just found out Aunt May was once made a Herald of Galactus... Weird.

Martha would whoop Aunt May's monkey ass!!

Ma Kents better prepared for the fight/Farm life has toughered her and Aunt May has severe health problems [having previously died and all]

having previously died and all

Twice. She must have healing factor or something. 🙄

Originally posted by EvilCap America
Ma Kents better prepared for the fight/Farm life has toughered her and Aunt May has severe health problems [having previously died and all]

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It happens to the best of us

MJ see's Ma Kent putting the smackdown on Aunt May. She enters the fray. Has Martha's lifetime of farmwork strengthened her enough to beat the two to one odds.

Originally posted by RayIsGay
It happens to the best of us

What? Dying twice? 😛

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
MJ see's Ma Kent putting the smackdown on Aunt May. She enters the fray. Has Martha's lifetime of farmwork strengthened her enough to beat the two to one odds.

MJ can take care of herself, Martha has upperbodystrength and attitude... If may and MJ team up they could probably take martha.

Aunt May has to worry about prostate cancer. Martha Kent is on the same level as Hawk Girl. 🙂

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
Aunt May has to worry about prostate cancer.
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Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
Aunt May has to worry about prostate cancer.

🤨 What exactly r u implying about old lovable aunty May?

Re: Aunt May vs Martha Kent

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Something a little offbeat. The woman who raised Spider-Man against the woman who raised Superman.

Ma Kent probably takes it because she's most likely stronger due to living on a farm. Then again May lives alone in the Big Apple so she can probably take care of herself, and I just found out Aunt May was once made a Herald of Galactus... Weird.

Well if Aunt may has any power cosmic left over she might be able to summon her powers into one ultimate herald-force blast which may give her a chance............

Aunt May would pretend to want to be friends with her and then shank her like a prison chick

whilst aunt may reels from the smell of manure, ma kent slaughters her with a pitchfork