Don't knock about Royal Guards!!!

i was more outraged by the fact that sideous managed to knock yoda, that was awful

He got what he deserved. He should have been killed f***in jedi scum MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

That was very funny. Yoda was so bad@$$ in the movie. Like when the clone tried to shoot him from behind...yeah, right.

That scene was a grerat one, th royal guard really where kind of dumb letting him get that close to the emperor in the first place, but anyway the result would´ve been the same. Yoda ROCKS 🤘
Another one, the dust bites!!!!

what did you expect. hes the most powerful jedi in the order...

royal guards would get owned by regular jedi, normal people would get owned by regular jedi.

and yoda would own most regular jedi anyways, so...the guards are like a 1 and yoda is like a 700 on a scale of 1 - 10

That scene made me smile. And I like it and blah blah blah. You get the idea.

Yes, I thought the Royal Gaurds were pretty cool looking, however, they do not look like very good protectors...

well they shouln't have been in Yoda's way..LOL

I`m with you Rankkor, the first time I saw that scene, from my point of view it was just a little display of the force by yoda...a bigger display of the force is yoda pushing the emperor...now that was power

but you now what was real power? Darth Vader stoping Han solo`s shots with his hand, that was unique...

I didn't really give it much thought. It looked cool but hey....the lil' dude can catch a senate pod and toss it back at Sidious....that was hardly an awesome display of power

~wickerman~

It was funny because you'd have expected something apart from that to happen.

It was funny also because EU hyped these Red Guards up so much as some sort of amazing warriors, and BOOM, down like a sack of sh*t. It was like Lucas flipped the bird in EU's general direction.

Anyone that didn't laugh or at least smile when that happened must be dead inside.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Anyone that didn't laugh or at least smile when that happened must be dead inside.

does an audible "hehehe" count as laughing? Cause otherwise i'm dead inside 😐

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
does an audible "hehehe" count as laughing? Cause otherwise i'm dead inside 😐

~wickerman~

That's most of what I did (and heard) at the theater. I guess it was more of a chuckle than an out and out laugh. It was pretty unexpected, and a nice display of Yoda's power. I kind of imagined our "little green friend" thinking, "Yea right, now fu** off!" as he tossed 'em.

Originally posted by Wickerman
does an audible "hehehe" count as laughing? Cause otherwise i'm dead inside 😐

~wickerman~

No that's what I mean. I meant if you just sat there sulking about how the Royal Guards have been ruined, as opposed to enjoying the comedy value of it all, you must be dead inside. Either that or you are a raving nerd.

I mean I didn't find it hilarious, but I was "belly-laughing".

I chuckled... as did pretty much the enitre audience.

yeah, it was funny.

Royal Guards have real boring lives.

Originally posted by Robin Darkside
yeah, it was funny.

Royal Guards have real boring lives.

Yeah The life of a royal guard is like one of three things (job-wise of course, they could be getting their shair of action on their on time)
1) Standing around. Nothing happens which probably make up oh say 80-90 % of the time (I assume there'll always be assasination plots against the emperor where they might get to do something)
2) They're "excused", so people can have meetings, family reunions and fights and throw the emperor down a big 'ol hole (sorry cant remember what that was right now).
3) They're knocked unconcious by a green migdet.

I saw somewhere in a parody:
Royal guards standing. Lightsaber and battle noices.
"It's been a while. Do u think we should go check on him?"
"Nah." 😄

that was so funny he just put his hand out and WAM!

And yeah the other scene they killing all the Jedi that was kinda funny

they go behind back flip and their gone he's just a cool funny charater

that kickz butt but one thing that makes me laugh he's so short those

guards had no chance everyone always looking down at him and

guards are like "What ? attack" Wham ! no clapped at my theartre they

just laughed for a while but they stopped like a sec after.

Originally posted by Marvelgeek
T'was very fun and cool 😄

Yeah The life of a royal guard is like one of three things (job-wise of course, they could be getting their shair of action on their on time)
1) Standing around. Nothing happens which probably make up oh say 80-90 % of the time (I assume there'll always be assasination plots against the emperor where they might get to do something)
2) They're "excused", so people can have meetings, family reunions and fights and throw the emperor down a big 'ol hole (sorry cant remember what that was right now).
3) They're knocked unconcious by a green migdet.

I saw somewhere in a parody:
Royal guards standing. Lightsaber and battle noices.
"It's been a while. Do u think we should go check on him?"
"Nah." 😄

maybe they only work, sry, stand for only an 8 hour shift. Then they can do other things.
Assasination plots, interesting

Originally posted by Robin Darkside
maybe they only work, sry, stand for only an 8 hour shift. Then they can do other things.
Assasination plots, interesting