Dr. Doom VS. The Joker

Started by wolverine88884 pages

joker who fights and beats batman gunna beat doom who beats the whole FF lol funny

Originally posted by leonheartmm
why hasnt bats killed him yet? i mean hes a homicidal maniac.

True. He's supposed to be one of the smartest people in DC, so why is it that hard to keep that skinny clown from the streets ?

It's ridiculous if you ask me.

Joker is also one of the smartest in DC.

That says a lot about DC.

One of the arguments here is that Doom steals powers from people, therefore he must win.

Well Joker stole the powers of Mr. Mxyzptlk and turned the entire world into his own twisted play thing.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader

Well Joker stole the powers of Mr. Mxyzptlk and turned the entire world into his own twisted play thing.
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Stole? He tricked the Imp to give him the powers. Doom can do the same. Hell, he tricked Strange and Mephisto and saved his mother's soul using his wit.

Doom's also stolen powers by resorting to his tech. Joker became god-like once. An insignificant number compared to Doom's.

I vote Doom. I recently saw Doom fight that lion naked. Doom only needed one punch to give that lion a quick, honorable death.

Dr. Doom wins. He's smarter than Joker in every way except clownish ways

doom wins eleven outta ten

Originally posted by Juntai
He also killed Comissioner Gordons wife for example. He's killed millions of second raters also.. It's been stated in Batman comics, that on an average night out he kills more than a hundred people, it's also been stated that he's never been locked down for more than 6 hours.

This is retarded...someone should just shoot him.

Originally posted by Wynndar
This is retarded...someone should just shoot him.

I vote that Wonder Woman does it.馃槈

(And a stray thought, don't be too surprised if the Joker bogards his way into the Secret Society, since ain't no way in hell the rest of the villains will invite him, the damn psycho.)

I think Batman wants Joker to be free so he has someone to fight.

DR. DOOM!

NOW SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN!

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
I think Batman wants Joker to be free so he has someone to fight.

Batman is a paranoid and a near maniac on the same level of the Joker.
The only difference between theme are the outfits, the style, and what they do.
Joker kills and creates havok cause is fun to him and cause he has the brain and the resources to do it.
Batman fight crime cause he's so obsessed with it he don't even has a social life or friends, except for the JLA.

The JLA are more coworkers than friends. If they didn't work together I don't think they'd invite him to parties. Poor Batsy.

Doombot wins. Doom is occupied with more important matters.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
The JLA are more coworkers than friends. If they didn't work together I don't think they'd invite him to parties. Poor Batsy.

Doombot wins. Doom is occupied with more important matters.


Yeah, like drinking french wine and planning on his next move on the Fantastic Four.
Or maybe he's playing chess with Black Panther

Beating Batgirl is more impressive of a hand to hand feat than beating a lion, and conquering the universe is a more impressive feat than nearly conquering the world.

I still think it's likely for Doom to win,... I'm just saying.. you guys give Joker no credit.

Are u serious? Fighting a lion naked? I know its just comic books...but thats just about one of the toughest things a person can do...get naked and fight a 500lb lion. Batgirl might be a pretty awesome martial artist...but lets be honest a human martial artist couldnt even stand up to a leopard, jaguar, or panther...let alone fight a Lion twice their size without weapons.

Concerning the Universe...Doom was in the running for the infinity gauntlet...but he was beat out by that darn Thanos. For some reason I can't see the Joker competing with Thanos for position of top villain of the universe.

Originally posted by Wynndar
Are u serious? Fighting a lion naked? I know its just comic books...but thats just about one of the toughest things a person can do...get naked and fight a 500lb lion. Batgirl might be a pretty awesome martial artist...but lets be honest a human martial artist couldnt even stand up to a leopard, jaguar, or panther...let alone fight a Lion twice their size without weapons. Even Batman during Bruce Wayne Murders kicked at nightwing hard enough to bend one of the tempered steel beams of the batcave. Killing a lion in real life is decently impressive, but not in the comic world... shit, Russel Crowe killed some in Gladiator.

Concerning the Universe...Doom was in the running for the infinity gauntlet...but he was beat out by that darn Thanos. For some reason I can't see the Joker competing with Thanos for position of top villain of the universe.

Joker actually conquered the universe for a time, it was a series called "Emperor Joker". And Batgirl could kill a lion with ease. An average punch of hers can kill a human. When she was first introduced as a character she showed up and Batman said "Watch this guy and make sure he does't get up. If he awakes hit him with enough force to crush a skull. He's a meta human." The guy woke up later and she punched him not only hard enough to knock him back out, but knocked him THROUGH the floorboards.

Thats pretty impressive...I can only say its confusing that she lost in a fight against a "kinda peak human" like Joker.

Regardless of whether or not Batgirl can kill a lion, who is by the way more resilient than a human, I still think a Lion would eat Joker.

Here is a clip of a Lion taking multiple shots from a high pressure hunting rifle. Notice how the bullets go right through the animal and hit the dirt. I certainly think a Lion could survive forces that would normally kill a human instantly. And a lion's skull in no way resembles a human's which is relatively fragile.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/lionhunt.html