Chat with Maynard....

Started by Slay790 pages

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
*spanks*

wow...sorry about that....i dont know what came over me ermm and yet you did nothing to stop me.

Well,I wanted to,but I had my hands full. ermm

Besides,your girlfriend thought it was a pleasant sight. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Well,I wanted to,but I had my hands full. ermm

Besides,your girlfriend thought it was a pleasant sight. ermm

With a churros up my nose? ermm

or that fact that you kept trying to feel her up, and she ended up cutting both of your hands off?

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
You know you liked it 😛

tongue12
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
With a churros up my nose? ermm

or that fact that you kept trying to feel her up, and she ended up cutting both of your hands off?


Damn, I wish I had been there. cry

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
tongue12

Damn, I wish I had been there. cry

The 4th of july party is coming up, i would like to invite you.

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
With a churros up my nose? ermm

or that fact that you kept trying to feel her up, and she ended up cutting both of your hands off?


No,see,that's what my hands were full of.She has pretty big majumbo's. ermm

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
The 4th of july party is coming up, i would like to invite you.

w00t

Originally posted by Slay
No,see,that's what my hands were full of.She has pretty big majumbo's. ermm
Indeed they are.

And now you're handless because of that feel. Now I ask, was it worth it?

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
w00t
Its a naked party, so.....you know 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Indeed they are.

And now you're handless because of that feel. Now I ask, was it worth it?


I think we know the answer. ermm

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Its a naked party, so.....you know 😖hifty:

😖hifty:

What? 😕

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Indeed they are.

And now you're handless because of that feel. Now I ask, was it worth it?


Well,it would be worth it,if it wasn't for the fact that 'they're'...FAKE!!! ermm

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
😖hifty:

What? 😕

You have to bring the applesauce

naked!!!!! 😱

Originally posted by Slay
Well,it would be worth it,if it wasn't for the fact that 'they're'...FAKE!!! ermm
Nope. They aint.

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
You have to bring the applesauce

naked!!!!! 😱


God,you're a pedophile! 😱

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
You have to bring the applesauce

naked!!!!! 😱 Nope. They aint.


Applesauce? shock What kind of a party is it?

Originally posted by Slay
God,you're a pedophile! 😱
😖hifty:
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Applesauce? shock What kind of a party is it?
a naked cookout 😄

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
😖hifty: a naked cookout 😄

Sounds interesting. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Sounds interesting. 😖hifty:
Slay isn't invited. But dont tell him

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Slay isn't invited. But dont tell him

Dude,if it wasn't for the fact that we go way back,and that I hate cooking,and that your publishing company depends on me for 75%,I'd be offended by that. ermm

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Slay isn't invited. But dont tell him

How are you going to break it to him? cry

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
How are you going to break it to him? cry

Backstabber. ermm