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Originally posted by Pink Maynard
sweet 😕
what does that get me?

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Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
what does that get me?
You get everything for free eyes

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Originally posted by Pink Maynard
You get everything for free eyes
I knew today would be my lucky day

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Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I knew today would be my lucky day
Hows this for luck *kicks in balls*

evillaugh

SpadeKing Senior Member

its because you're jesus and you're drunk and you're horny

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Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Hows this for luck *kicks in balls*

evillaugh

I guess I was wrong

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Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I guess I was wrong
I'm sorry to burst your bubble...or....balls lookaround

SpadeKing Senior Member
Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I'm sorry to burst your bubble...or....balls lookaround

great u got ball juice everywhere and I guess you expect me to lick it up?

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Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I'm sorry to burst your bubble...or....balls lookaround
I'll forgive you

This time

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Originally posted by SpadeKing
great u got ball juice everywhere and I guess you expect me to lick it up?
You usually do 😆 😐
Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I'll forgive you

This time

w00t

so.....how.....are.......things lookaround

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Originally posted by Pink Maynard
You usually do 😆 😐 w00t

so.....how.....are.......things lookaround

Could be better, yourself?

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Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Could be better, yourself?
tired, and bored out of my mind.

SO....

what are you up to today?

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Originally posted by Pink Maynard
tired, and bored out of my mind.

SO....

what are you up to today?

Bordem aswell, since I have no car I'm too lazy to go anywhere.

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I have a car 😐

and i'm going to see over the hedge disgust

and i'm going to go check out cd players fo ma vehical

and i'm going to have sex by the end of the day.

SpadeKing Senior Member

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
You usually do 😆 😐 w00t

so.....how.....are.......things lookaround

I firgured I would have to again

Drunken Jesus Restricted

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
I have a car 😐

and i'm going to see over the hedge disgust

and i'm going to go check out cd players fo ma vehical

and i'm going to have sex by the end of the day.

I can do one of those things with you

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Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
I can do one of those things with you
Go to a movie? ermm

Drunken Jesus Restricted

Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Go to a movie? ermm
Not the one I was thinking, but I can sell you my CD player since i have no use for it anymore

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Originally posted by Drunken Jesus
Not the one I was thinking, but I can sell you my CD player since i have no use for it anymore
Nah, i need a whole new system

Speakers
CD player

ect..

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Originally posted by Pink Maynard
Nah, i need a whole new system

Speakers
CD player

ect..

then all you'll have to get are speakers