lol yeah, and misquitos can bite your balls to. Then you would have to scratch your itchy balls
DAR
dark1365-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Which would not be very amusing to the elder ladies. Or ladies in general.
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Yeah, ball if you skateboarding or something and fell and hit your chin then ouch
DAR
dark1365-KMC THREAD KILLER-
That happens frequently.
It'd suck if some dumb kid went up to you with a baseball bat and whacked them.
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Haha yes, or if somebody hit your balls with a football
DAR
dark1365-KMC THREAD KILLER-
The NFL invented jaw-guards on those helmets. Bet we'll be glad to have them now.
ROY
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Oh yes we would but if it was throw really hard than it wouldnt do much good
DAR
dark1365-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Especially if someone tackles you so hard that your head smashes into your helmet. That would be slightly ironic in the fact that it was supposed to protect you, but instead ended up castrating you.
ROY
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Oooouch, that would really make your balls sore
DAR
dark1365-KMC THREAD KILLER-
More like annihilated.
ROY
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lol true, think of getting thrown out of a car while its moving and getting road rash on your balls
DAR
dark1365-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Road rash?
Seriously man. Those things are so fragile, that if you're thrown out of a car, they'd need plastic surgery.
ROY
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haha yeah, they would burn like hell
DAR
dark1365-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Oh god...what if you had zits on them? shock
ROY
Rob Owns You< insert random comment >
Eh sick, you would have to put acne medicine on them
DAR
dark1365-KMC THREAD KILLER-
I know, and the cream would be so obvious to others. Unless you're wearing a helmet or a bag. Come to think of it, every male member of the population would need a bag. Think of the trees it will kill!
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yeah and then there goes the enviroment
DAR
dark1365-KMC THREAD KILLER-
Nah, if the stupid indecent exposure law was laid down, we would walk and feel the fresh air on our faces.
But women will bitchslap us. Preferably not on the chin.....🙁