Vader's first lines

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theEviljedi Senior Member

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An gray hair so soon?Doesn't matter.It will eventually happen to us all sadly.🙁

Dim Creativity

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I don't know......I'm not very happy about it. Maybe it's different with eyebrow hair. God I hope so...What sucks is my hair's so dark..If I start going grey now I'll have to dye it...and I'm lazy. What color is your hair EJ?

Xantos Clone

vaders first lines

how about:

"Master, what does this button on my chest do??"

or "Master.....what if I have to take a leak?...is there a button for that or do I have to take all of this stuff off?"

or "YOU MEAN EVERYTHING IS MECHANICAL!??"

or "Master...what if I sneez?..."

Ratcat Senior Member

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Xantos Clone, those were brilliant!

Dim, actually I'm 32!!!! 🙁 I would worry about a grey hair, I found my first grey hair when I was about 24, but then they say it supposed to be distinguished on a man...

Dim Creativity

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Yeah XC, so far I think yours is the winner 🙂

RC, I hate to break it to you ...but you're not old. You might feel old..but you're nowhere near old yet...In fact, most would say that you're in your prime, so you better live it up..(this is as good as it gets buddy! heheheh J/K 😛 )

Lets not talk about my grey hair anymore...it's too depressing.

Ratcat Senior Member

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OH Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!! 🤣

Dim Creativity

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No prob 🙂

theEviljedi Senior Member

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I have brown hair-I'm Italian you know.Now back on topic.

Dim Creativity

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Yes my Italian Master 😛

I think his first line should be something like "but, what if I need to itch something..."...Okay, that was lame, but I tried 😄

Ratcat Senior Member

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OK, ok, here you go then.

Vaders First Line:

"Yes My Master, I will wipe the Jedi from the face of the Universe... But can you pass the after sun first...

Dim Creativity

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Okay...admittlingy i'm drunkk right now..but i don't get it...

Ratcat Senior Member

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Well good for you, getting wrecked once in a while never hurt anyone, unless they were driving of course then it can get a little dicey.

Anyway, I always find the best way to ruin a joke is to explain it but here goes.

He's just been burnt in the lava, user the after sun to stop the burning like you would for sun burn... geezzzzusss.

Dim Creativity

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH...I got it...after sun is sun burn ointment....gotcha...That's what messed me up 😂 , I sat there for 20 minutes reading that trying to figure it out...

Ratcat Senior Member

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Sorry, I thought After Sun was available in the US.

theEviljedi Senior Member

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Not the Italian Master-The Italian Stailon

Dim Creativity

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That's okay...It might be available but I just don't know...I'm not really the tanning type.

That's Italian Stallion EJ 😛

King Jedi Sausages

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WOW! EJ are you realy Italian? I've never met a real Italian before. You are so lucky! 🙂

Ratcat Senior Member

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What? Like lucky you found a quarter or lucky you won the lottery?

King Jedi Sausages

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It was my attempt at sarcasm.

Ratcat Senior Member

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Sorry, it's late. But you know that being in the UK also.