Your Favorite Sex Positions And Why

Started by Darth Jello21 pages

the few girls i've been with have been adventurous, i'll leave it at that. positions vary, but so far my time record stands at 7 hours

It doesn't, does it?

Or you wouldn't have brought it up so randomly.

-AC

Originally posted by Darth Jello
but so far my time record stands at 7 hours

why? SEVEN HOURS? STRAIGHT!?!?!? i would be bored out of my mind. i dont think any female on this planet is hot enough to inspire me to go on for half that time 😬

i would need some viagra and a game boy

Hahahahahaha.

Actually playing Super Mario while giving her 1 ups. Quite the predicament.

-AC

Originally posted by PVS
why? SEVEN HOURS? STRAIGHT!?!?!? i would be bored out of my mind. i dont think any female on this planet is hot enough to inspire me to go on for half that time 😬

i would need some viagra and a game boy

That is why you fail 😛

Originally posted by PVS
why? SEVEN HOURS? STRAIGHT!?!?!? i would be bored out of my mind. i dont think any female on this planet is hot enough to inspire me to go on for half that time 😬

i would need some viagra and a game boy

😑

You could try...your woman would love it. Expect muscle cramps though.

My girl riding the Cow boy(me).

Originally posted by bilb
That is why you fail 😛

well, you just may get 3 hours naughty

really though, any girl that would expect hours of straight sex needs to stfu.
wanna go for 4 hours? fine, get on top and do all the work. lets see YOU do it.

thats what i say 😛

7th level Masterey of the "Praying donkey" technique would have to be a must in said scenario....

me and my ex-wife done it all day long and all night she called me the energizer bunny

In zero-gravity.

As an intergalactic space pirate with a penchant for six-breasted Clitor women, I would know about such endeavours........

Originally posted by leowyatt
me and my ex-wife done it all day long and all night she called me the energizer bunny

Then why did she divorce you 😐

Originally posted by Echuu
Then why did she divorce you 😐

😱 😂 😂 😂 😂 🤣

Anyone try the spoon position?

Originally posted by HimoKun
Anyone try the spoon position?

cant maneuver very well like that

Re: Your Favorite Sex Positions And Why

Originally posted by Ex11B
why do you choose one over the other?
I like everything all normal. I'm not big on the whole doggy style.. I mean not even doggys **** like that...

😮 but im a virgin so it doesn't matter

Re: Re: Your Favorite Sex Positions And Why

Originally posted by Ronny
= I mean not even doggys **** like that...

um....yeah they do 😕

Re: Re: Re: Your Favorite Sex Positions And Why

Originally posted by PVS
um....yeah they do 😕
Um no the don't 😛 on a dog and most mammals the vagin is placed right under the anus. so it only looks like theyre doing the ass

But the action is the same....

No it's not 😕