Was Brodie right?

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Was Brodie right?

Remember the scene in "Mallrats" where Brodie and T.S. are at the cookie stand discussing whether or not Lois Lane could have the child of Superman? Brodie mentioned that the uterus of Lois isnt strong enough to hold his child, and since Kal-El's Kryptonian biological make-up is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun, if Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her, and that only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough body to have sex with Superman since he "blows a load like a shotgun". The only way Supes could "bang" regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. Does anyone think that this actually is rational pondering or just the overactive imagination of a fanboy?

I would say overactive imagination. Superman can do regular things like hold a pencil or type on a computer without smashing it to bits. He can control his strength. As far as sex, I honestly couldn't tell you. In Kingdom Come, Wonder Woman does have his baby. I think the whole conversation is interesting, but pointless.

Originally posted by The Last Son
I would say overactive imagination. Superman can do regular things like hold a pencil or type on a computer without smashing it to bits. He can control his strength. As far as sex, I honestly couldn't tell you. In Kingdom Come, Wonder Woman does have his baby. I think the whole conversation is interesting, but pointless.

Well, why can't a conversation be both interesting and pointless? 😮‍💨