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xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

Mallrats

If you've seen Mallrats (and even if you haven't) you've probably wondered at some point. (Hope this isn't against any rules and try to keep it PG-13)

Which three powers are the most "useful" 😉 and which characters get the short end of the stick so to speak?

Useful
Mr Fantastic
Mystique
Daredevil

Useless
Flash/Quicksilver
Thing
Rogue

Swanky-Tuna Post-Crisis Balki

Being super fast is useless? Jay Garrick used it to master a bunch of languages and learn about a ton of crap.

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

People don't get innuendo anymore. I blame the media.

Marvelgeek `Poccy fan extraordinere

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
People don't get innuendo anymore. I blame the media.

What has the world come to?! 😂
Superspeed doesnt mean u have to do EVERYTHING fast 😉 ...
How u mean daredevil? Radarsense and developed touch (he is still blind u know which must be a downer...)?
That movie is funny! Any marvelfan who's not overly sensitive should see it (stan lee as well yay!).

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

I assumed Daredevil's somatosenses would be enhanced too so yeh greater sense of touch. Nemore you can think of?

Marvelgeek `Poccy fan extraordinere

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I assumed Daredevil's somatosenses would be enhanced too so yeh greater sense of touch. Nemore you can think of?

Well good to be wolverine (or actually more to be with him) since his healing factor probably allows him to... go again quickly. Plus stamina.
Telepathy probably suck since what if someones thinking of someone else... eek.... surprise sneaky2 😠 spam_laser
Let's see can I come up with something else... *mind racing so many directions, so many... naughty thoughts... 😛 *

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

Telepathy bad for the telepath I guess but good for whoever's with them. There's a reason Scott went for Jean and Emma. Emma can make him think he's having the time of his life without even touching him, add that to when she actually is...

Marvelgeek `Poccy fan extraordinere

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Telepathy bad for the telepath I guess but good for whoever's with them. There's a reason Scott went for Jean and Emma. Emma can make him think he's having the time of his life without even touching him, add that to when she actually is...

Oh deer ur right....
But the telepaths are in general pretty understanding of the minds of people and fantasies (and if it's someone who they love and it's just fantasies it probly wouldnt matter). And who else would scott fantisise about 😛 ? Hey wait... Psylocke...? Wow he really do have a thing for them mindreading little minxes...

pr1983 Hey Yo!

Originally posted by Marvelgeek
Oh deer ur right....
But the telepaths are in general pretty understanding of the minds of people and fantasies (and if it's someone who they love and it's just fantasies it probly wouldnt matter). And who else would scott fantisise about 😛 ? Hey wait... Psylocke...? Wow he really do have a thing for them mindreading little minxes...

if you had telepathy you could make people do anyhting you wanted...

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

Originally posted by Marvelgeek
Oh deer ur right....
But the telepaths are in general pretty understanding of the minds of people and fantasies (and if it's someone who they love and it's just fantasies it probly wouldnt matter). And who else would scott fantisise about 😛 ? Hey wait... Psylocke...? Wow he really do have a thing for them mindreading little minxes...

Jean, Psylocke, Emma. Yep, Scott's a manslut when it comes to telepaths. 😂

pr1983 Hey Yo!

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Jean, Psylocke, Emma. Yep, Scott's a manslut when it comes to telepaths. 😂

hey, i doubt theres a man who wouldnt be with those women around...

Marvelgeek `Poccy fan extraordinere

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Jean, Psylocke, Emma. Yep, Scott's a manslut when it comes to telepaths. 😂

And maddie, I know he didnt know know she was jean-clone (so with psychic powers), but she had them too. Just saying, in case she counts.
But come on, someone being a clone of someone looks exactly the same, and they ARE superheroes so cloning is to be expected, so maybe he knew about them. 😛
Anyway now that that pointless rant's outta the way Wither obviously has it sucky too.

Also scott being called a manslut 😂 (it's true but still).

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

Speaking of mansluts.
Gambit's "charm power" is pretty handy.

Marvelgeek `Poccy fan extraordinere

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Speaking of mansluts.
Gambit's "charm power" is pretty handy.

Forgot about that one! Some people doesnt even know about it.
But isnt that sorta manipulating people (but kinda more innocent)? Cus empath, any telepath and mesmero could do worse stuff but it might qualify.
Lets see good to be: morph.
Ok my mind just went to abyss.... now that's a weird thought and mental image 😛 .
Eh being able to go invisible probly good so Invisible woman.
I don't think that many people would go for a guy in a suit, so sorry Doom (I'm pretty sure he wouldnt take it off).
Chamber! Man that must suck.

xmarksthespot CEO, BS Comics

Invisible Woman not so much good as weird i.e. you can't see food inside of Sue so theoretically u can't see anything inside of Sue...
But I think we all agree Sue Storm's one happy lady, she knows just how fantastic Reed is. 😂

Marvelgeek `Poccy fan extraordinere

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Invisible Woman not so much good as weird i.e. you can't see food inside of Sue so theoretically u can't see anything inside of Sue...

naughty

Originally posted by xmarksthespot

But I think we all agree Sue Storm's one happy lady, she knows just how fantastic Reed is. 😂

Yup! 😄 😉

pr1983 Hey Yo!

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Speaking of mansluts.
Gambit's "charm power" is pretty handy.

imo its the dumbest power ever...

a power that gets women into bed? come on...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Invisible Woman not so much good as weird i.e. you can't see food inside of Sue so theoretically u can't see anything inside of Sue...
But I think we all agree Sue Storm's one happy lady, she knows just how fantastic Reed is. 😂

😆

Marvelgeek `Poccy fan extraordinere

Originally posted by pr1983
imo its the dumbest power ever...
a power that gets women into bed? come on...

That's not all it's for. I remember very early on , when gambit didn't even wear pink or throw cards (gasp!) and storm was like 13 and shadow king and nanny was after her. Gambit went like
"Nanny u don't wanna hurt us."
"No I 'spose I dont."
"u r very kind, and pretty."
"Why thank u such a nice--"
"NANNY! He's doing something mean!"
"peter u just shut... hey THAT'S NOT NICE GAMBIT!" 😆
Well it sorta went like that... I've taken a few liberties... 😛

pr1983 Hey Yo!

Originally posted by Marvelgeek
That's not all it's for. I remember very early on , when gambit didn't even wear pink or throw cards (gasp!) and storm was like 13 and shadow king and nanny was after her. Gambit went like
"Nanny u don't wanna hurt us."
"No I 'spose I dont."
"u r very kind, and pretty."
"Why thank u such a nice--"
"NANNY! He's doing something mean!"
"peter u just shut... hey THAT'S NOT NICE GAMBIT!" 😆
Well it sorta went like that... I've taken a few liberties... 😛

doh

Marvelgeek `Poccy fan extraordinere

Hmm Longshot... get's lucky? renske