I had my town's famous "Hot Dog from the all night garage".
They only serve them on a Saturday night and the garage is a gas station in the middle of nowhere just on the outskirts of town. Meaning its near impossible to get their drunk without dying or finding a total pushover to drive me out there when I am drunk.
Seeing this is the first time I aint been drinking on a saturday for roughly 6months, I drove my ass out there and got one.
Best...Hot...Dog...EVER!