George Clooney blames Joel Schumacher for the failure of "Batman and Robin".

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Originally posted by Kieralinn
Let's see...all things wrong with Batman & Robin:

1. Joel Schumacher

2. Bat-nipples!!

3. Script

4. Glow in the dark florescent Gotham city

5. Batgirl

6. Batgirl being Alfred's neice WTF!?

7. Bane being a throw away wimp on steriods (granted he is on the venom stuff, but he is hardly a throw away dumb wimp)

8. The music score (why didn't they just stick with Elfman's?)

9. Joel Schumacher (he gets 2 spots!!)

10. EVERYTHING!!

Yep,,that pretty much covers it.

hysterical right on! punk

You forgot the one liners,

Why cant I have a car??

Thats why Superman works a lone.

And Worse,

What killed the Dinosaurs???? The Ice Age. GEEZ.

Joel Schumacher sucks.

Originally posted by Kieralinn
Let's see...all things wrong with Batman & Robin:

1. Joel Schumacher

2. Bat-nipples!!

3. Script

4. Glow in the dark florescent Gotham city

5. Batgirl

6. Batgirl being Alfred's neice WTF!?

7. Bane being a throw away wimp on steriods (granted he is on the venom stuff, but he is hardly a throw away dumb wimp)

8. The music score (why didn't they just stick with Elfman's?)

9. Joel Schumacher (he gets 2 spots!!)

10. EVERYTHING!!

Yep,,that pretty much covers it.

Add to this:

11. CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS DURING FIGHTS!!!!!!!

12. A Austrian James-Bond-quipping Mr. Freeze.

13. All vehicles in the movie were toys first, movie props second - The Bathammer, bathovercraft, and the open top Batmbolibe - makes putting your Batman action figure in a lot easier 😛

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Add to this:

11. CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS DURING FIGHTS!!!!!!!

12. A Austrian James-Bond-quipping Mr. Freeze.

13. All vehicles in the movie were toys first, movie props second - The Bathammer, bathovercraft, and the open top Batmbolibe - makes putting your Batman action figure in a lot easier 😛

....I have that batmobile toy.

Yeah even Mr Freeze had a car. What ever happen to Ivy's and Bane's cars??? They could had LOST more money with that lol.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Add to this:

11. CARTOON SOUND EFFECTS DURING FIGHTS!!!!!!!

12. A Austrian James-Bond-quipping Mr. Freeze.

13. All vehicles in the movie were toys first, movie props second - The Bathammer, bathovercraft, and the open top Batmbolibe - makes putting your Batman action figure in a lot easier 😛

Robin costume looking more like Nightwing costume

Clooney is a ****in idoit who couldn't play batman even if bobe kane directed and wrote the script himself

Shumaker should be kicked in the balls by everyone who had the misfortune of seeing batman and robin

-Case Closed

Originally posted by wuTa
Clooney is a ****in idoit who couldn't play batman even if bobe kane directed and wrote the script himself

Shumaker should be kicked in the balls by everyone who had the misfortune of seeing batman and robin

-Case Closed

nightwing fan I see...thoughts on Dick grayson being introduced into the new Batman films by 3 or 4th film wuta?

ehhh....hollywood scares me when it comes to dick grayson....i do not want them f*cking up that charactor by making him look like shit or making a shitty film about him....i mean, look what they did to cyclops in x-men, but as long as they grayson justice and he's like 11 or 12 i won't have a problem with it, and they do the story right...like his parents getting killed by zucco and not two-face, but like i said...hollywood scares me when it comes to grayon

Originally posted by wuTa
ehhh....hollywood scares me when it comes to dick grayson....i do not want them f*cking up that charactor by making him look like shit or making a shitty film about him....i mean, look what they did to cyclops in x-men, but as long as they grayson justice and he's like 11 or 12 i won't have a problem with it, and they do the story right...like his parents getting killed by zucco and not two-face, but like i said...hollywood scares me when it comes to grayon

me too I figure they could do two film with Grayson as Robin...they could fight Bane Clayface, Mr. Freeze and Harley Quin (two of them per movie) then make Grayson Nightwing..(may or may not have to recast him) make him Nightwing by his 3rd appearance..then introduce Jason todd have him killed by his first by definitely by his second big screen appearence....seeing Batman hold his dead body would be cool for the big screen. Clayface and Bane just seem like the type of villians Batman and Robin would team up to fight against..."double teaming foes" if you will.

the only problem is that is i dont see bale, and the director, and the writers sticking around for that many films....and that means some big shot hollywood assh*le is gonna thing he can "revolutionize" the batman universe, but all there gonna do is f*ck it up....this is why i'm hoping spiderman stops after 3 films

Originally posted by wuTa
the only problem is that is i dont see bale, and the director, and the writers sticking around for that many films....and that means some big shot hollywood assh*le is gonna thing he can "revolutionize" the batman universe, but all there gonna do is f*ck it up....this is why i'm hoping spiderman stops after 3 films

I didn't think about that..Bale proberly won't be Batman when Robin begins then again you never know.

Schumacher, yuck! When I have kids, I will tell them Batman and Robin died. They will ask who did it. And I will just frown and say Joel Schumacher. Seriously, if I had a dollar for everytime I cursed at Mr. Schumacher when I watch Forever and B&R, I would have Bruce's fortune.

There is a lot of people to point fingers at. None of which I would at the actors though. They are just doing what they are told to do. I almost feel sorry for them. They probably hinted,but did not know how gay that movie was going be.

That movie was doomed at the begining. When the first line of dialog was from an extremely intentionaly unfunny joke from the last film, thats when you realize that these people are not making a movie, but are making a parody on a parody.

yeah that movie was crap to the 30th power

yeahm See what happens if we get the wrong guy, to be in charge of a Batman and Robin movie????

We get Batman and Robin lol.

I dont know why they bother to put the thing out on DVD, and NOW it will get a edition DVD, along with the 3 other Batfilms, Ok Batman 89 should get the edition and MAYBE returns, But Forever and B&R, should NOT get any DVD treatment.

Schumacher turned his two batman movies into vehicles for his gay coming-out party....

Originally posted by Zahit
Schumacher turned his two batman movies into vehicles for his gay coming-out party....

"holy gay parade Zahit"

"a little cum, little chum?"

😘 😆