How would you torture a noob?

Well anyone?

You've been here a month.........

so just post.

I'd point at your join date... Punk!

come on guys beserious here.

Like i do everyone else..

Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
come on guys beserious here.

I wouldn't torture a noob...

I have higher moral standings then that...

I dont have any "moral standings" when it comes to violence...

I'm a sadist

Gooo you... 🙄

so far no one has answered.

I'd pick on you, mainly because you're a n00b.

Now, if we're talking ACTUAL torture.

That's easy.

Think of it this way.

Scalding hot wax + your private area = fun for CJ.

kthx.

finally some one who posts something to do with this thread.

in case you were wondering... i was talking about torturing you, but oh well.

to be 'un-n00b' like...

i at least stay on topic. >.<

but hey, at least you like Vash.
that gets you somewhere on my chart.

I am not a total noob. I have been here for at least a month.

How to torture a n00b:

1.)Put him at the mercy of a very angry BackFire
2.)Put him at the mercy of a very angry Ushgarak
3.)Put him at the mercy of a seriously angry WindDancer

And finally.......

4.) Let lil bitchiness(we assume her to be generally pissed off) have her turn.

Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
I am not a total noob. I have been here for at least a month.

Yes, that is the definition of a n00b.

N00B. n.

1. puts down people the he or she considers to be n00bs.
2. is unable to recognize the fact that he or she is a n00b.
3. thinks that a month is a long enough time line to be on a forum and not be considered a n00b.

see also:
Nubb, Newb, n00bie. Newbie. Nubbie.

😄

Originally posted by Zatch_Bell
I am not a total noob. I have been here for at least a month.