RIP Da Moose

Started by Maynard-is-god8 pages

Originally posted by Da Moose
I know!!

First I'm DEAD, now I'm getting laid!

Life is good. 💃 😉

You fu*ked youself, and now you're gettin f*cked....dear god

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh come off it! 😛 If you came over here for 6 weeks, you KNOW we'd be shagging like rabbitts the whole time...there'd be no time to kill me. 😉
Oh fine...doesn't mean I would refrain from taking my anger out on you...😛

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Oh fine...doesn't mean I would refrain from taking my anger out on you...😛

Oh BABEH!!!!

I'm gonna piss you off like never before now!! droolio

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
You fu*ked youself, and now you're gettin f*cked....dear god

All thanks to my lucky rabbitts foot. 🙂

Ummm...can someone help me get it off the rabbitt? It's really a bit'ch to carry around like this...

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh BABEH!!!!

I'm gonna piss you off like never before now!! droolio

Go ahead..I can store it up...
Originally posted by Da Moose
All thanks to my lucky rabbitts foot. 🙂

Ummm...can someone help me get it off the rabbitt? It's really a bit'ch to carry around like this...

Rabbit's hurt cry

Originally posted by Da Moose
All thanks to my lucky rabbitts foot. 🙂

Ummm...can someone help me get it off the rabbitt? It's really a bit'ch to carry around like this...

*hands butter knife* thats all i got

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Go ahead..I can store it up... Rabbit's hurt cry

Ok then, I will...

Umm...*looks around*

AHA!

*goes to the bathroom and leaves the seat UP*

😈

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok then, I will...

Umm...*looks around*

AHA!

*goes to the bathroom and leaves the seat UP*

😈

*sharpens nails* ..hmm..good..can't say it annoys me too much but every little helps 😉

Originally posted by Fionnuala
*sharpens nails* ..hmm..good..can't say it annoys me too much but every little helps 😉

Ok then...*makes out with random chick in thread*

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok then...*makes out with random chick in thread*
*pushes moose off of me* dude...i'm not a chick

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok then...*makes out with random chick in thread*
Well done 😠 ..now we're getting somewhere..

eatpop

*sits back and watches*

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
*pushes moose off of me* dude...i'm not a chick

Whoa! My bad...you're so feminine. 😮 🙄

ouch

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Well done 😠 ..now we're getting somewhere..

Hold up, that was a dude... 😘

*waits for another girl to show up*

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
ouch

Your skin is so smooth.

Do you exfoliate?

*throws a girl at moose* there

*sits down and inspects nails* ...good job sweetie 😉

Originally posted by Da Moose
Your skin is so smooth.

Do you exfoliate?

blushing um..yeah well i got a new lotion....WAIT...I DONT...*turns on football* YEAHH....BEAT HIM DOWN

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
blushing um..yeah well i got a new lotion....WAIT...I DONT...*turns on football* YEAHH....BEAT HIM DOWN

Yeah! Beat him off!