Twisted & Evil Vader: How did Obi know?

Started by grey fox4 pages

it's not exactly a secret when the emperors right hand man can choke people without touching them

Aaaaaaaah....

everything is proceeding exactly as I have foreseen
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I put a question to the masses and even though I was initally singed as a wanker for such a question, you've all fallen prey to my trap! Four pages on this!

by th way...Obi didn't learn about Vader from Qui-Gon but from his many trips to Mos Eisley...getting a feel for what was going on in the galaxy from the conversations he overheard while drinking with his brother Ben....

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha! 👿

Oi...

So this Jedi walks into a bar, right? He says "Can I have a drink, cause I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi...I mean...Ewan McGregor...no, Alec Guinness!" and the bartender/assassin/farmer/robot says "No, because your whiney student guy? He has robot limbs and walks around in a big black suit. You ****ed up." And Alec Ben McGregor says "Oh..." and then Qui-Gon Neeson appears and says "Hey, stupid, I already told you!" and Alec Ben McGregor says "Oh..." again, and walks out of the bar, mumbling something about scum and villainy.

Wasn't that hilarious? I love that joke...