Full On Fanboy Favorite Fight! FULL PIS-CIS-SMvsFL ON!

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colossus does not kneel before anyone!!!.well maybe JP and HKH.....but other then that.....no ONE!

Kirby and the Cmaster rule all.

BOOM HE RULES!!!!

I'm waiting for the Kirbilactus feats, your high exellency, blessed be his name under the Light. notworthy

yeah make a list of his powers.....

The limitless eating potential of Kirby combined with the genius of Dr DOOM!, merged together.

Kirbilactus the friendly Devourer of Worlds.

It's not a question of what can he do. What can't he do?

You forgot that he gains the powers of all he eats. And he eats a lot.

how can you stop JP!!! look at his powers
JP's powers:
total control over space,time,energy,matter, on a multiversal scale
able to master any fighting style just by hearing about its existence
able apply force without contact
able to be in 13 places at the same time
able to deliever punces at a rate of 15,967 per second
he is so fast that a second to him is like 10 billion years to regular people
able to win any fight with any one even god, just by believing he can
able to lift or move anything even if object dosent exist, he is still able to do it
able to fight invicible enemies thanks to his training by his master "dan"
able to reduce any ones power by 70% just by coming to the battle field( stole that one from jinzin)

how can you fight that?

Kirby.....IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chant his name, for you will grovel at his feet one day.

Originally posted by colossus17
how can you stop JP!!! look at his powers
JP's powers:
total control over space,time,energy,matter, on a multiversal scale
able to master any fighting style just by hearing about its existence
able apply force without contact
able to be in 13 places at the same time
able to deliever punces at a rate of 15,967 per second
he is so fast that a second to him is like 10 billion years to regular people
able to win any fight with any one even god, just by believing he can
able to lift or move anything even if object dosent exist, he is still able to do it
able to fight invicible enemies thanks to his training by his master "dan"
able to reduce any ones power by 70% just by coming to the battle field( stole that one from jinzin)

how can you fight that?

Kirby eats him and gains all his powers.
Kirbilactus is 30ft tall so he has a bigger mouth.
Kirbilactus eats him more easily and gains all his powers.

The Commandments of our Lord Kirby:

1.Thou shalt eatith all that thou can fittist in thou's mouth.
2.Thou shalt not eat for three days, if thou has bared witness to our Lord Kirby.
3.Thou shalt not get gas, if thou gets gas, thou shall shurely burn in the fires of hell.
4. Thou shalt not speak Kirby's name in vain.
5. Thou shalt not undermine Kirby, because Kirby is always right.
6.Thou shalt bow to the local shrine of our Lord Kirby four times a day, for thou is unworthy of his grace.
7. If thou eatist thy nieghbors food, then thou shalt be put to death, by vissectimy.
8. Thou shalt not eat bombs, for bombs will hurt you, and it will burn thou's pink flesh.

JP will win........he is the original god like being.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JP will rule all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😄

thats how galactus looked after his show down with JP

No that is the face of POWER! That is Kirbilactus!

I the mighty grey fox shall take on this montstous kirbyalactius :gets swatted like a fly: Shi& !

Originally posted by jinzin
can't decide.....too...many.....options.....brains going into ludicrous speed!.......bleh! (passes out)

jinzins gone plaid!!!! 🙁 😕

Kirby..........Kirby...............Kirby.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
No that is the face of POWER! That is Kirbilactus!

Oh, please. Kirbilactus doesn't have anything on JP. JP beats God two or three times in a day and resurrects him to beat him again, just for kicks. Eternity is his *****. Oblivion brings him his fresh glass of Living Tribunal blood whenever JP feels like it. Death licks his feet clean. Here is how JP would win Kirbilactus:

He would watch how Kirbilactus stands, study his feet, then rush in at him and throw a few decoy punches that can destroy galaxies to draw him in. JP would immediately jump back with an leap which he can use to cross the whole multiverse and see if he would come in and try to do something. If he did, JP would spinning back sweep him (he sweeped Living Tribunal once and KO'ed him), using centrifical force of his spin(Cadre taught him that) to gain more speed and force.

This would sent him up off his feet and down on the ground(JP can force anyone to comply with physics and the laws of gravity with his cosmic powers). Once he is on the ground JP would move it quick and kick him or grab his leg and submission lock him til he gives up. (And he will. Lucifer did too. Nobody can escape JP's lock.)

If he broke his submission lock(highly unlike, but then again this is Kirbilactus) He'd go toe to toe with him using his superior speed. (JP once crossed the multiverse in one millisecond by crawling. And he didn't even try his hardest) Speed can quickly determine the outcome of a confrontation. If Kirbilactus disabled JP's speed then JP uses his strength (he can lift as much as he wants. He lifted twice the mass of multiverse with his pinky on his sleep) and power (Unmatchable power) on him combined with my skill (And that skill is unmatchable. JP's martial art skills make Karate Kid and Champion of Universe to look like two year old retards without legs). He could eat as much as he wants, but JP can still be outeaten (JP eats realities for breakfast) or outskilled. Plus, I can take alot of damage (He can't even feel blasts from Thanos with IG, Galactus in his full powers, Living Tribunal, Lucifer, Michael, God, TOAA and Eternity. If they really tried, they could PERHAPS tickle him) He will never give up. so He'd fight him til he won.

Kirbilactus sucks him in............. end of story, you cant possibly defend against something, thats sucks dark holes in like nerds candy.

JP is above sucking...you don't understand...it is impossible to be better then JP...