Kirbilactus eats "I beat Kirbilactus' ass all day power." when/before/after at all times and any time an attempt at using it is made and absorbs it. Because Kirbilactus cannot be beaten and the power gives him the ability to beat Kirbilacuts, the power allows him to beat unbeatable characters such as JP. He does so. JP is the victim of his own hubris in underestimating the pink face of POWER!.
Originally posted by long pig
It could be a "How NOT to debate for a character." type deal.
That was actually my first thought when trying to come up with a good reason to pin it. Give the ridiculous fanboys a glimpse of what they look like when they jump into a thread and start spitting out badly-spelled, grammatically challenged, pseudo-logic that multiplies their character's best showing by 10 and assumes he/she can always do that.
By the way, I think I voted for HKH in this thread earlier...he's IN ANOTHER LEAGUE. And having to close 3-4 HKH threads a week doesn't make it less amusing... 😂
Now we have a few new challengers: Thanos! Powers/Abilities: Can't die. In fact, his super power to not die is so powerful, that he can literally "can't die" someone to death instantly by not dying! His shields are the most infinitely indestructable thing in existence........except for his even more infinitely indestructable body! It's infinity is twice as infinite! He's the avatar of Death which logically makes him a billion times more powerful than Death. His reflexes are ten times more instantaneous than Goku's instant teleport. He is stronger than everyone, even himself.
Re: Full On Fanboy Favorite Fight! FULL PIS-CIS-SMvsFL ON!
Originally posted by long pig
The forums favorites fight with full Plot Induced Stupidity/Character Induced Stupidity! AND SMvsFL!
Whatever it takes for the character to win, is a valid argument![b]Spider-Man
-Untouchable by bullets, super insane speed, bloodlusted and can web up god himself!VS
Wolverine-Can regenerate from a single bloodcell! Perfect 100x lightspeed reflexes, super-uber-massive agility and strength! Can survive in the sun and take Nukes head on!
VS
Doom-BAH! Has a back-up plan for anything ...ever! Always ready with somethingamagigger-nullifier ray!
VS
Batman-Knows 100,000,000 different fighting styles, he comes equipped with built in 100 year prep in every fight!
VS
Hulk-Strongest there is! Can bench press galaxies and has done so! Can jump from planet to planet and eats adamantium for breakfast!
VS
Hyperion-Has killed galactus and everyone else to ever exist! He is supreme, he is god!
VS
Ghost Rider-He is unbeatable and wins in every single fight he is in, ever! His penance stare works on everyone and everything(even PLANTS, TABLES and small HORSES!) and kills them immediatly!
VS
HULK KILLER HUMANOID- He plays in ANOTHER LEAGUE!
This fight happens on a deserted planet, 100,000,000 billion times the size of Jupiter.
Who wins?!! [/B]
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