SnakeEyes's Wise Advice Thread

Come here and tell me all of your problems and I will give you my wisdom and advice to help you out.

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This is a considerate thread. I applaud you, SnakeEyes, for finding such a constructive outlet!

Why do 24 hour seven-elevens have locks on thier doors?

WHY DOESN'T CHEWBACCA WEAR PANTS?!!!

I got shot at today, what shall I do?

Zenoside- Because they get robbed a lot and need to have extra safety precautions.

Dipsit- Because his fur covers any parts others would not like to see, and because if he wore pants he would get way too warm.

Slipknot- You should probably avoid anyone that you think might shoot at you again... and think about all actions that could get you shot at in the future.

I gotta take a piss right now, but I'm too lazy to get up, so what should i do?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I gotta take a piss right now, but I'm too lazy to get up, so what should i do?

There's nothing nearby to piss in, I checked already. 😘 I'm about to burst.

TH- You could either take Slipknot's advice, grab a nearby bottle or other container OR you could just wing it/ relax and go in your pants....... No, but seriously if I were you I would just get up and walk to the toilet...

I am gonna hit the hay soon, in about 5 minutes so save your questions till tomorrow and I'll be back to answer them. But I do have time for one more, so GO!

I ended up pissing in the toilet. Thanks guys! 👆

No problem! Night everyone...

I have nothing to do today, and I am bored sh*tless.
Omg, what shall I do 🙁?

WHY DOES SHIT SMELLS?
I have a boil on my cock. Is that cause to be alarmed?

Should I spend the weekend with my boyfriend?

slm- There are plenty of things you could do when you're bored. Such as: Go work out, watch a movie, play videogames, hang out with your friends, read or sleep. You pick...

LordFear- Shit smells because it is the waste that is not good for your body. Excrement smells bad because it IS bad...

Vaya- I think you should first see what his plans are, and if he is free, then by all means, go for it.

Originally posted by SnakeEyes

Vaya- I think you should first see what his plans are, and if he is free, then by all means, go for it.

It was his idea.

Just wondering if it was a good idea?

Oh, well unless you would rather do something else or have previous arrangements... then I can't see why it wouldn't be a good idea.

Oh and LordFear, as for that boil.... seek medical attention.

Everyone hates me.
Please give me useless advice on how I can rid myself of my teenage angst.

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ps. [!] = sarcasm.

now. sans sarcasm.
are you planning to be like. a shrink. or something of the sort?