haha yea we'll this is my little story han and lei get divorce because han dident pay support because his children were hairy and mutated(who would haha) Then lei had to spill the goods she was cheeting with han with chewbacca.Han decieded to kill chewbacca and divorce lei.
*in the backround BROVO BROVO* haha
yea that was a bad story but who cares i just thought of it off the top of my head.
Hey every1 else put some funny reasong chewbacca dies and han divorces
Uncle Owen--Luke, get your ass off that damn landspeeder, did you clean those new droids, did you clean your room?
Luke--Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation, I cleaned the droids so can I go to Tosche's station, and lay down the way, for some power converters. But now your treating me like a scruffy nerf-herder.
Obi-Wan--Luke, use the force Luke, run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah.
JAJAJAJAJA, all this "oh please noooo, he can´t get a divroce" whinning makes me laugh so hard. C´mon guys, get a grip, yes Cheqwbacca dies, han becomes an alcoholic and gets a divorce (they end up rejoining in the end) and Luke turns to the dark side. SO WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! Its not the end of the world, hey its like a pinch of real life to star wars, and I think EU doesn´t suck that much, in fact I like it a lot.
Ok, the conversation kinda changed to the fact that han divorces. But before we were talking about EU and some said its stupid and ignore it. I dont mean to start arguments, but star wars has evolved into a much bigger means of entertainment. From movies to books and the universe has just expanded. What im getting at is EU is as much part of star wars as the movies are. This includes games and books and newer comics and the such. There is a staff lucas has hired to watch over each star wars material for continuity. Its all there man