Does God need anything?

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Wonderer Senior Member

Re: Does God need anything?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Does God need anything?

If God is all mighty and all knowing, does God need anything?


Yup. He needs people to believe that he's allmighty and allknowing, otherwise he loses power and influence 🤣 .

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Re: Re: Does God need anything?

Originally posted by Wonderer
Yup. He needs people to believe that he's allmighty and allknowing, otherwise he loses power and influence 🤣 .

What would happen to this god if he/she did not get what he/she needed?

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

THat whole fire/brimstone thing.

debbiejo Dreamer

Re: Re: Re: Does God need anything?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What would happen to this god if he/she did not get what he/she needed?
It would throw a tantum and do this!!

Darth Kreiger Senior Member

I bet God got bored one day talking to his perfect angels and decided to make Humanity, i.e, God's TV, he doesn't have many ideas left, so he's going to cancel it soon.

On a serious note, no he doesn't need us, according to Chrsitians, he doesn't follow the need Belief System to live thing

Imperial_Samura Anticrust Smurf
Originally posted by Alliance
Sorry. Next time i post squid pron, I'll be more discreet.

So you should be. If I turn down Cthulhu series lingerie the good Admiral is not going to convince me.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Re: Re: Re: Re: Does God need anything?

Originally posted by debbiejo
It would throw a tantum and do this!!

SNAKES ON A PLANE!

Imperial_Samura Anticrust Smurf

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Does God need anything?

Originally posted by Alliance
SNAKES ON A PLANE!

Worthy for Samual L. Jackson alone.

debbiejo Dreamer

No, God would scoop us up and smash us on our heads.....fear

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Not likely..."he" has no power over reality (if he even exists)

Templares Sleep Deprived

Re: Does God need anything?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Does God need anything?

If God is all mighty and all knowing, does God need anything?

Insurance. Somebody give him insurance. You could never go wrong with insurance.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic

Yeah, especially if you're the insurance company.

Storm Black belt BJJ

It needs us to believe in it.

Wonderer Senior Member

Re: Re: Re: Does God need anything?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What would happen to this god if he/she did not get what he/she needed?

Divine impotence.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic
Originally posted by Storm
It needs us to believe in it.

LIKE FAERIES!

debbiejo Dreamer

Don't talk that way about fairies!!!

lil bitchiness -

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Does God need anything?

If God is all mighty and all knowing, does God need anything?

As its already been said, God needs you to believe in him so he can exist.

Shakyamunison Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
As its already been said, God needs you to believe in him so he can exist.

But a god that needs me is not a god.

BobbyD Animal Lover
Originally posted by debbiejo
God doesn't need anything...

Ditto.

Alliance Enforcer of the Republic
Originally posted by debbiejo
Don't talk that way about fairies!!!

Well...is it not a valid point?

Everytime you say "I don't believe in faeries," one dies.

Could be the same for gods, especialyl since gods and faeries are both mythical.