Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Nah I didnt eat it, I sold it to some japanese cook and he did a facy chopping action and threw slipknots ball up in the air and a womans dog ate it. And then deano had his penis replaced for a bannana at the hospital 馃槃
then as i come out of hospital, a monkey pulled down my pants and started to suck my banana, so i ripped the monkeys paw off and threw it to rob so he could make a wish...
Originally posted by Deano
then as i come out of hospital, a monkey pulled down my pants and started to suck my banana, so i ripped the monkeys paw off and threw it to rob so he could make a wish...
And then I wished that deano would grow an extra nipples so that monkeys will suck that instead of his bannana, and then I threw deano a sandwhich
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
And then I wished that deano would grow an extra nipples so that monkeys will suck that instead of his bannana, and then I threw deano a sandwhich
i took a bite out of the sandwich, but it was horible,i threw up on robs face, and then a old woman came along and started to lick the puke of robs face.
Originally posted by Deano
i took a bite out of the sandwich, but it was horible,i threw up on robs face, and then a old woman came along and started to lick the puke of robs face.
I then told slipknots grandma to quit licking my face and the go fetch her grandsons balls which deano juggled. I then gave deano a Coke and he was dissapointed because it was in the form of liquid and a popular drink in America
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I then told slipknots grandma to quit licking my face and the go fetch her grandsons balls which deano juggled. I then gave deano a Coke and he was dissapointed because it was in the form of liquid and a popular drink in America
i then ripped the can in half and used the jagged ends to slash robs penis..the blood then attracted slipknots gran again..and she started to lick the blood of robs penis..i then threw rob a playboy magazine
Originally posted by Deano
i then ripped the can in half and used the jagged ends to slash robs penis..the blood then attracted slipknots gran again..and she started to lick the blood of robs penis..i then threw rob a playboy magazine
Eww.... ok well then I used some kind of rkhjsdrhjlskej power to make my penis not bleed anymore and slipknots grandma went away. But them she spotted deanos third nipples and began licking it. I then threw deano a " how to make grandmas leave you the f*ck alone, for dummies " book
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
Eww.... ok well then I used some kind of rkhjsdrhjlskej power to make my penis not bleed anymore and slipknots grandma went away. But them she spotted deanos third nipples and began licking it. I then threw deano a " how to make grandmas leave you the f*ck alone, for dummies " book
instead of reading the book, i just pounded her head in with it untill she stopped licking my nipple...i then threw a stone at robs head and ran off
Originally posted by Deano
instead of reading the book, i just pounded her head in with it untill she stopped licking my nipple...i then threw a stone at robs head and ran off
I then went to deanos house, stole $6.86 cents, his guitar, a pair of sweaty socks, and a piece of lettuce, and then I pissed on deanos couch and told deano that slipknot did it
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I then went to deanos house, stole $6.86 cents, his guitar, a pair of sweaty socks, and a piece of lettuce, and then I pissed on deanos couch and told deano that slipknot did it
just as i arrived at slipknots house...$6.86 cents and 2 sweaty socks fell out of robs pocket, i also saw a tiny piece of lettuce on his chin..so i put rob in a wheelie bin and rolled him down a hill
Originally posted by Deano
just as i arrived at slipknots house...$6.86 cents and 2 sweaty socks fell out of robs pocket, i also saw a tiny piece of lettuce on his chin..so i put rob in a wheelie bin and rolled him down a hill
I then got up all dazed and smacked deano with a chicken leg and then gave him an atomic wedgie. I then shook his hand as he declared truce and then I gave him a waffle
Originally posted by Rob Owns You
I then got up all dazed and smacked deano with a chicken leg and then gave him an atomic wedgie. I then shook his hand as he declared truce and then I gave him a waffle
i then ate the waffle..and in return i gave rob an hobnob..and told him i am off to bed now.. cos its 03.19 am in the mornin and i need to get up in 3 hours because i have to shave my balls
to be continued .........
gdnite!!!!!!
Originally posted by Deano
i then ate the waffle..and in return i gave rob an hobnob..and told him i am off to bed now.. cos its 03.19 am in the mornin and i need to get up in 3 hours because i have to shave my ballsto be continued .........
gdnite!!!!!!
I then smacked deano on the back and said goodnight my good sir, your balls do indeed need a shaving. They look like a carpet. And then I sat down and watched a show on TV called dhjdlgdklhjlkhkjh
Night