the force is a tool of satan!?

Started by mysterio692 pages

the force is a tool of satan!?

umm..i know this is kind of off-topic, so mods, feel free to move this.
but for a good laugh, those who don't mind a little reading should check this out.

http://ooze.com/toolofsatan/

OMG!!! what are they gonna attack next?

i love the R2-DEMON-2 pic. and the "which is your god?" pic.

yeah it is funny that they are that retarted.. but really spongebob, harrypotter, star wars... it is sooooooooo stupid!! They need to get over it

Lol! If this isn't a joke, which I highly doubt, I really feel sorry for those fanatical morons.

i thought fundamentalist religious zealotry was a tool of satan...

but the question is...would you get on a starship if captain jesus asked you to? what'll those religious fanatics think of next?

Probely that Strawberry Shortcake is sending evil subliminal messages...LOL!!

I don't hate Christians, but some of them can be really retarded sometimes.

actually, this is a prank, i've never heard of this group, ooze.com are pranksters, and i live near CO springs so i am in close proximity to most idiots

hahahaha!

ohh man...thats funny...

the "jesus is the force" thats hilarious...

Lol

Someone needs to walk up to these people... And slap them with a floppy dildo. Then slap em around abit with a 2x4. Then top it off with a Dodge Ball game using a Mac Truck as the Ball.(And we get infinite throws!)

I stopt reading after´´believe in the word of the bible.´´...

I love the pictures, man this is hillarious it would be so funny if someone actually thought this way about the force.

Was that real? I have a hard time believing that anyone could take that serious, not to mention the fact that there were actually people protesting against a Star Wars movie from a religious standpoint. WTF! 😮‍💨

I like the picture where Luke was holding his lightsaber and it said next to him "I Love 666." 😮‍💨

Is that real? That must have been written by some old guy who hates to see young people enjoying themselves. Lucas made up the Force for a movie. These people are crazy.

Its a joke, if you go to thier homepage you can read that they'll explain the 'obvious' joke. So no more Christian bashing.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
actually, this is a prank, i've never heard of this group, ooze.com are pranksters, and i live near CO springs so i am in close proximity to most idiots

The hardcore christians do call the force the work of the devil though. They consider it magic and magic is the devil.