After tonight, I will be gone for a week. Who wants the keys to my pad?

Started by Bardock423 pages
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
There's the opportunity to hang out with some of my cool family members in a nice environment. 🙂

That sucks

😂 Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. 😬

Dont go

In the woods? Man, good luck using leaves as toilet paper.

You guys don't even know. Where I'm going, it's super hot, luckily the sweet river that flows through the camp is nice and cool. They feed you breakfast, lunch, dinner. I could go and fish if I want to. Go down to Rainbow Falls and jump off the rocks or go behind the waterfall. You don't even know, fooos. 😊

What food do they give you?

Where will u do ur shit?

Okay, get this. It's not like 'real' camping. I do that too, but this is more like a resort, but in the woods, not all ritzy or anything, but it's the bomb. They have crafts, where you make candles and shit. There's a rec room with a library that's open all night, they feed you eggs and bacon and pancakes and all that stuff for breakfast, dinner is roast beef and potatoes or spaghetti and meat balls with ceasar salad, etc. They have a barbeque in the meadow with volley ball, archery, you can float down the river on your raft. There's pine trees everywhere, the camp dance, it's basically a family camp. My cousin sets up a bar in her tent.

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Where will u do ur shit?
There's bathrooms you walk to, and showers. Mens and Womens. All the emenities.

So its camping for sissies......that sucks

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Okay, get this. It's not like 'real' camping. I do that too, but this is more like a resort, but in the woods, not all ritzy or anything, but it's the bomb. They have crafts, where you make candles and shit. There's a rec room with a library that's open all night, they feed you eggs and bacon and pancakes and all that stuff for breakfast, dinner is roast beef and potatoes or spaghetti and meat balls with ceasar salad, etc. They have a barbeque in the meadow with volley ball, archery, you can float down the river on your raft. There's pine trees everywhere, the camp dance, it's basically a family camp. My cousin sets up a bar in her tent.
They have a library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No way!!! I want to read every single book in it!!!

Originally posted by fantasygirl
They have a library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No way!!! I want to read every single book in it!!!

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Dude take me I wanna go!

I wanna go too. I wanna read all the damn books!

No, but check it out, you can go fishing, there's plenty of trout. They have skit night, where the camp staff puts on skits and you can sign up and do a skit. They have campers vs. staff volleyball tournaments. They have Fort Tuoloume, basically where my sis can drop off her kid if she wants a break and they can eat some wine and cheese. There's all kinds of hikes, star gazing hikes, gold panning, you name it, it's got it.

Originally posted by fantasygirl
I wanna go too. I wanna read all the damn books!

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Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, but check it out, you can go fishing, there's plenty of trout. They have skit night, where the camp staff puts on skits and you can sign up and do a skit. They have campers vs. staff volleyball tournaments. They have Fort Tuoloume, basically where my sis can drop off her kid if she wants a break and they can eat some wine and cheese. There's all kinds of hikes, star gazing hikes, gold panning, you name it, it's got it.

Does it have skndyjgfhöjklsadhfoaösdf .....I bet it doesn't

One time this rattlesnake roamed into camp near the swim hole, and some guy crushed it's head with a rock. The camp staff served it up for dinner that very night. Classic. I think I was like ten years old when that happened. I've been going to this place all my life.

U eat wine?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Does it have skndyjgfhöjklsadhfoaösdf .....I bet it doesn't
Yeah, that's what it lacks. Well, you never know. It might get a taste of skndyjgfhöjklsadhfoaösdf sooner or later. 😬