SKIT!!!!!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS, and don't think I'm sick with threads like "Is Padme pregnant... ENJOY!! 🙂
[COunt Dooku], "I sense great fear in you Skywalker! You have hate! You have Disgust?... What's
wrong AM I TOO BIG FOR YOU! Are my titties so massive that they blind you? Well come on then sexyman
show what you can do then!"
[Anakin], "WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" Looking like a constipated chinese man Anakin strikes his Lightsabre at
Dooku Kong Fu Style! Then suddenly gives Dooku a Force power Titty Twister! Then he slices Dooku's arms off!
[Count Dooku], "AWWHHHH!!!! MY TITTIES!!!" baby "Oh and would you look at that I bet I lost over 200lbs with those butterfingers
gone... I bet even those robotic arms weight less...
[Palpatine], "Good Anakin Good!" Laugh* "Kill Him"
[Anakin], "I shouldn't its not the chines.. I mean Jedi way."
[Count Dooku], "Please don't, I promise to go on a diet..."
[Palps], "DO IT!"
SLICE!!!!!!!!
Later on...
[Palps], "Did you ever hear the story of Darth Bush Jr. the Dumbass...
[Anakin], "No."
[Palps], "thought so its not a story the Jedi would tell... Darth Bush Jr. was a F&^%HEAD Lord of the retards."
"He was so stupid, he could even destroy great countrys when he was President and not get F&^%ing killed...
[Anakin], "He could ruin countrys, and still live?"
[Palps], "Well no... he became so stupid he didn't know the COuntry's people were going to F*&^ing kill him
which eventually they did... Its ironic... Sorta...
he could keep himself in a stupid state but not the country...
[Anakin], "What was the point of that, is it possible to become that stupid..."
[Palps], "not being a Jedi..."
Even later...
[Padme], "Anakin Please Baby don't do this... I love you, they love you (.)(.)"
"I am a slave for you"
[Anakin], " LIER!!!! they're with him..." Looks at Obi-wan.
Yoda vs. Sids!!!
[Sids], "You will not stop me, Darth Chan will become more powerful than either us!" Draws his red saber.
[Yoda], "Faith in your china apprentice missplaced maybe!, as is your faith in the Reatarded side of the force!"
Then they fight!!!
After the Epic fight with Anakin and Yoda...
[Obi-Wan Kenobi], "You were the chosen one baby! It was said you would destroy the Retards...not join them man!
You were my brother Anakin. I loved you... O and your wife too. laugh* she was groovy too baby! laugh* Yeeeaaaa Baby!!!
This Jedi's still got his Mojo!!"
Finally AFTER LORD CHAN HAS RISEN IN HIS MECHANICLA BADASS SUIT!...
[Lord Chan], "Where's Padme, are they safe, are they alright..."
[Sids], "It Seems in your stupidity you crushed them..."
[Lord Chan], "No... I COULDN"T HAVE I FELT THEM!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
DAS ENDE!!!
I luv REPLYS!!!!!
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
STAR WARS
EPISODE III
REVENGE OF THE SITH
WAR! The Republic is crumbling under the ruthless attack of the umm...Sith Lord, Count Dooku. Evil is everywhere. There are heroes...and sluts, on both sides.
The Trash Can...General Grievous in a stunning move attacked the model of Coruscant and kidnapped the Chancellor and everyone cheered.
But two dumb@$$es are trying to get the Chanecellor back for who knows why.
Anakin: Master, Grievous ship is up ahead.
Obi-Wan: That's fine baby.
Anakin: It's the one crowling with buszszszzszszsszss droids.
Obi-Wan: *Laughs* huh?
Originally posted by exanda kane
I still don't like American football, it's too slow.
Cuz u dont understand it, dawg. The shit's tyte f'real. And unlike what alotta peolpe say, u dont hafta "grow up widdit". A lot of the ex-change students at U-Nebraska even dress-up, get rowdy and bring the ruckuss cuz their true Huskers. AAMOF, our kicker is a soccer player from Peru.
LOL trash can grievous!!!
nice lets think up some more scenes...
Anakin seeks out Yoda for some Wisdom...
[Yoda], " Preminisions... Preminisions... Boobies hmm...
These visions you have...
[Anakin], "They're of pain, suffering, and bouncing.."droolio
[Yoda], "Your self you speak of or... someone you know?"
[Anakin], "Somethings... Master."
[Yoda], "Close to you are these things..."
[Anakin], "Yes."
[Yoda], "Wet were you when vision was finished..."
[Anakin],"Yes sensei..."chinese
[Yoda], "Awwwhhhh Anakin. How many times do this must we....bash Told you I did. Stop masterbating you need to... That is only a path way to the retarded side of the force..." "Now smoke a bowl... lets! High we will become!"smoke
[Anakin], "No sensei!..." I won't let these vision... be just visions... go home I will!"
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