Underworld RP

((its allright, its not that much of a touchey subject))

"No, vince, Homer is a yellow skinned animated character from the Television show the simpsons."

*yells to dave*

"Make a real joke you damn fake!"

"Wait, Homer, isn't he from some stupid TV Show? Why would this guy be speaking of Homer from the Odyssey? He doesn't look all that inteligent.... and Most humans that know of Homer are either in grade school or are Scholars... Speaking of which, I had this great scholar one time... She tasted like apples.. it was wierd, yet good..."

(This is going totally wrong from the movies perspective, But a good Wrong! I mean Dave Chappele?)

Dave:enjoy this little skit
*five minutes pass and vince is laughing his ass off*
are americans really so stupid??

"No homer from the television show the simpsons!"

"Hmmm, with the fact that I;m not american..."

...... -listening to him and shook his head-

Bella looks down dissapearing like her father did.

Originally posted by Honda_Tadakatsu
"Wait, Homer, isn't he from some stupid TV Show? Why would this guy be speaking of Homer from the Odyssey? He doesn't look all that inteligent.... and Most humans that know of Homer are either in grade school or are Scholars... Speaking of which, I had this great scholar one time... She tasted like apples.. it was wierd, yet good..."

(This is going totally wrong from the movies perspective, But a good Wrong! I mean Dave Chappele?)

"I've been in America for almost 100 years.. And it has steadily declined since I can remember, until we get to this crackaddict... This Guy is gonna cause the appocolypse, just you watch.." Grins wickedly

((I guess...))

Originally posted by Honda_Tadakatsu
"I've been in America for almost 100 years.. And it has steadily declined since I can remember, until we get to this crackaddict... This Guy is gonna cause the appocolypse, just you watch.." Grins wickedly

"It's like, Jeff Tree or something, I don't pay attention to political stuff. Mostly try to keep up on the social trends, to make us Vampires fit in more..."

"That, I do not know."

Bella grinned she was completly invisible.

*walks over to bella*

"Hey are you allright?"

oh

((psst, hows about a few more people joining?))

Bella backs away turning visible again..she couldnt controll her powers.

*the show finishes and dave walks off stage*

Viv: uhooh show time

"Are you sure your allright?"

Originally posted by black_goku#1
*the show finishes and dave walks off stage*

Viv: uhooh show time