Underworld RP

Tadakatsu Sheathes his sword "I like your comedy Dave, But we need your services..."

well atleast someone does...

Dave: for what, we gonna get some crack?

no not for crack -annoyance in his voice-

Dave: Well then what for.. *looks all around the bulding* We gonna have a gangbang with these girls, hold on let me call P.Diddy.

how about not

Tadakatsu Punches Dave in the face, nearly breaking his nose "Cut the Shit Chapelle..." He walks down the hall and out the fire door, a bell rings as they step into Tadakatsu's Hummer h3 "tell him"

Dave: "Oh ****** your gonna pay for that, its on mother ****er, its on!"

Nerathos: "Just shut the hell up."

Tadakatsu Starts the car and drives to the door "Get in, Now"

-climbs in still giveing dave cold looks-

Dave: "What for, we gonna watch a porno video?

Nerathos: "Just get in allready."

*shoves dave in the car*

Dave: "Damn ******!"

can we gag him or something

Nerathos: Don't do anything to him just explain.

Dave: Explain what, you that you guys are a bunch of, Vampires and Werewolves?

wow not as stupid as he looks

Dave: Ohh.... waht, I was kidding you guys, come on, every one knows there aren't such things.

Nerathos: *blaintley stares at him*

want us to prove it -looking at him-

Dave: Oh shit you guys are some crazy *******! Let me the **** out!
*Serches for the boor thats blooked by bella*

Dave: What are you going to do to me?

Nerathos: What aren't we going to do to you?

wow we are myths here

Dave: What the hell are you going to do to me?

god can at least shoot him in the arm