This just in: A lobster pinched mists balls

Yeah mist went to red lobster and ordered a lobster... and the chef dude brought the lobster to mist. Mist scratched his balls and then poked the lobsters eye with a spork. They lobster then crawled down the table, up mists pants, and pinched a huge chunk of mists balls off. Now red lobster has been shut down for having live ball pinching lobsters as meals.

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bye bye mist babies... sadbye

sorry about your balls mist

what is with all these nasty threads 😐

yes...im in a great deal of pain right now.....but no worries, rob said he'll share my pain by cutting off his genitalia too!😱

thanks rob!😊

aww rob that's so sweet!

round of applause for rob everybody...

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Someone's balls were sniped off by a lobster? That's gotta suck!

BALLS I SAY! BALLS!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
BALLS I SAY! BALLS!

shut it pisslips!

What possible use would a lobster have for Mist's balls? 😬 ???