Okay, Lord Ganon? You registered two days ago. Shush. Sorry, it's just bugging me.
Just ignore Robin, aight? No need to jump down his throat...you've already done it. I suspect it would get old, but it doesn't seem to get old...ever...for anyone in here.
Robin, you were banned for trolling, obviously.
obi-wan gave luke to owen and beru because he realised he'd wasted his life so far. he spent the next bunch of years scoring w/ space broads. he had to sew his wild oats. then he finally realised "hey, i wasn't i supposed to be training luke? shit yoda's gonna kill me." luckily r2 and 3po show up, and obi tries to cram as much training in as he can before he says, '**** this. i'm too old for this." i'll send him to yoda."
and now i've begun to babble.