That's no moon, it's <insert here>.

Thats No Moon, It's.... MOM?!

That's no moon, it's an onion!

That's no moon, it's Sony's ego.

That's no moon, it's... it's... no wait, it is a moon.

thtas no moon its bill gates pocket

Ben: That's no moon............LINE!
George: It's a Battle Station.
Ben: What!? This movie sucks. It won't last a week. Bet you their won't be 1 sequel.
20 years later
STAR WARS EPISODE I THE PHANTOM MEANCE
George: What was that you said 20 years ago?
Ben: Nothing. You said it won't do well.

lol, I bet if anyone passed up the opportunity to be in A new Hope they're kicking themselves pretty hard today.

Very very hard.

That's no moon....it's a prop for a Bon Jovi Concert.

Luke: Han! Fly away quickly!

Han: Yeah, before it's too late.

*Music starts playing*

Han: They've got us in their musical tractor beam!

Vader: Noooooooooooooooooooooo

Obi: That's no moon, it's Godzilla!
Han: Tokyo is doomed!

That's no moon, it's your head.

(If the Death Star was built by Mon Calimari)
Ben: That's no moon...that's a Blitzball. (For those who've played Final Fantasy 10)

Ben: That's no moon...it's George Lucas bank. They just build it to store all the money in it that he made with the films, the merchandize and all that stuff. It's filled with 100 $ notes.

Han: What the hell ? He payed me 20,000 $ to act in this movie and makes that kind of money with it ?

Luke: You got 20,000 $ ? He gave me a lollipop and now I have to run around here with that bad excuse for a hairstyle. And you have all the funny lines in that script !

Ben: Better turn the ship and fly away.

Han: Impossible. They just got us with their "Fulfill your contracts or we'll sue you for everything you have"-tractor beam.

Luke: Oh..great...we're doomed.

C3-PO: That's MY line.

Ben, Han, Luke simultaniously: SHUT THE **** UP !

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 🙁
7/8 smilies agree

7/8 smilies agree that the last one should be shot.

That's no moon...it's Ms. Winfrey

ROTS line:
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Obi: Thats no moon... this is a moon!
Han: Thats not a moon
Obi: Oh... I see youve played moon, planet before eh!

Ben: That's no moon, it's a battle station.
Han: No way it's too big.
Ben: hmm...you're right. When was the last time you washed the window. Here let me get it. (Ignites lightsaber)
Han: What are you...(window breaks and Han flies off into space)

Thats no moon its antifreeze