*Takes out mike*
Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through,
Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out,
I'm a white boy, but my neck is red,
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread,
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail,
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail,
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh!,
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero,
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm,
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him,
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants,
My middle name's Lance,
My Grandma's from France, So maybe I'm wack,
'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack,
'Cause whitey just struck back
Originally posted by HimoKun
*Takes out mike*Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through,
Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out,
I'm a white boy, but my neck is red,
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread,
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail,
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail,
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh!,
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero,
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm,
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him,
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants,
My middle name's Lance,
My Grandma's from France, So maybe I'm wack,
'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack,
'Cause whitey just struck back
Good... but not really funny
Sorry
Back up plan: My Fanny Pack