i want this girl

Wow, your really shallow.

I blame cable t.v.

Originally posted by HimoKun
You guys are suckers for cleavage. I'm a sucker for assage.

Well, do you like this?

Originally posted by HimoKun
Well, do you like this?

droolio jawdrop

Originally posted by mandalorian_war

she's very pretty.

Originally posted by mandalorian_war
im 17 she is 16

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
wait a minuete im 17 😱 *calls girl...gets rejected*

no...that's not a gun in my pant pocket naughty

works everytime, trust me

Originally posted by Fëanor
you gotta work on you line bro....here try this:

no...that's not a gun in my pant pocket naughty

works everytime, trust me

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
or "yes it is a gun in my pocket...and this is a bottle of chlorophorme and a napkin* 😆

9 outta 10 times that works too

How about "I'm a astronaut and I'm here to explore Uranus". It was hilarious When I heard one of my friend's try that. Or, "You look alot like my next girlfriend".

My fave chat up line is "are you into rubber, or dressing as a schoolgirl" 😄

"Do you swallow" 😄

"What do you think of Adult babies"

my favourite is; 'Your name must be Mickey because your so fine'

"have you eaten sweetcorn in the last 24 hours"

another classic - "Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get"

waitwaitwait....this always works for me

excuse me, you must be my momma cause i sure am hungry *look at boobies and make slurpy noises*

😆