Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a...

Started by TheFilmProphet5 pages

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Originally posted by Disco Moose
You don't like me, do you? 🙁

Naw, just messin with you

Originally posted by Clovie
...and swiched with a classic music moose

😑

Like, classic rock? Or Beethoven Moose?

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
I dont know what he was switched with but...

OKAY I ADMIT IT, I abducted DM from his bed....but I..I couldnt help it! Would you be able to help it? He was lying there on his bed.....droolio So I decided to take him for my own.

And by contrast, you DO like me, don't you? droolio

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a...

Originally posted by TheFilmProphet
Naw, just messin with you

Oh....good....I'm an emotional wasteland today...I couldn't stand rejection... cry

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Originally posted by Disco Moose
Oh....good....I'm an emotional wasteland today...I couldn't stand rejection... cry

Its ok, its

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Like, classic rock? Or Beethoven Moose?
Chopin 😖mart:

hello btw

Originally posted by Clovie
Chopin 😖mart:

hello btw

hug *rests head in your lap*

Hi Clover...

...replace with a 1950's gramaphone that plays only Ethiopian opera music "Click clack click"

Originally posted by Disco Moose
hug *rests head in your lap*

Hi Clover...

*strokes your hair slowly*

how are ya doin' ?

Originally posted by Clovie
*strokes your hair slowly*

how are ya doin' ?

Meh....sorta down today....

How are you?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Meh....sorta down today....

How are you?

why so? 🙁

tiiired. working form 8am is not good for me ❌

Originally posted by Clovie
why so? 🙁

tiiired. working form 8am is not good for me ❌

I dunno.... 😕 Just feeling down...

Where are you working??

I've been up since 5 am. I went to the gym and then came to work.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a hot chick wh dresses in pajama suits all day long.

Nah he wasnt, I'd have noticed if someone had swapped him for shellie... 🙄

Nah seriously Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a John Travolta robot, wearing funky white flares and platform heels who can only speak by singing Staying Alive by the beegees! 😱 💃

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I dunno.... 😕 Just feeling down...

Where are you working??

I've been up since 5 am. I went to the gym and then came to work.

no reason?

at the hospital in the ward with tiny cute poor ill babies cry

oh.... but you like gym 😛

Originally posted by Fellatio
Nah he wasnt, I'd have noticed if someone had swapped him for shellie... 🙄

Nah seriously Disco Moose was abducted by aliens and switched with a John Travolta robot, wearing funky white flares and platform heels who can only speak by singing Staying Alive by the beegees! 😱 💃

Finally an accurate post. 😛

Still...I'm a little foggy on how it is that I came to be abducted in the first place.... 😕

Originally posted by Clovie
no reason?

at the hospital in the ward with tiny cute poor ill babies cry

oh.... but you like gym 😛

No, not a particular reason...likely just because I'm tired.

Oh Klaudia...how can you handle that? That must be so sad.... 🙁

Yea, I do. I go every day...but my evenings are so busy that I had to start going at 5:30 am to be able to go at all.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Finally an accurate post. 😛

Still...I'm a little foggy on how it is that I came to be abducted in the first place.... 😕

cuz you was an un-trendy, un-fashionable moose so all the other mooses called out to the pod people to swap you for something better... 😛

Originally posted by Fellatio
cuz you was an un-trendy, un-fashionable moose so all the other mooses called out to the pod people to swap you for something better... 😛

That cut me deep, Carole, deep.... cry

I fear all this crazy nonsense, i really do.

Originally posted by Fellatio
cuz you was an un-trendy, un-fashionable moose so all the other mooses called out to the pod people to swap you for something better... 😛
No swapping of Moose allowed schmoll