This day sucks, so what the hell

She really did worry me. She texted me out of nowhere asking me to ring her at a certain time so I could check if she was alright. I spent the whole evening shaking in worry!

if this is a movie, violins would play now...

ow wait...
yup...
there they are now...

I'm very careful not to pick up wierd people when I'm out and about by myself.

*Sits down opposite Gundy*

Why hello there my lil' puddin', can I buy you a drink? 😉

😂 😂

*Gets up and sulks off, whilst mummbling*

That was my best line, how did she resist me?

you pick up girls using your smile and your eyes and it is important that your eyes "smiles" too, it aint all that hard 🙄 😄

Hey, my eyes can either stay open, stay closed or open and close rapidly. No smiling is possible.

Ooooh and I can wink. 😉

so do gay men

Nice logic Finti. What is this, the playground or something? 🙄

🙄

mech, the wink is huge. Chicks really dig it.

Now if you would have sat down and said, "What did you think of R2 flying ?" we would have had something to talk about. 😉

or hey come on over here and talk to me .....

Okay. As the next u.s. president, what are your campaign promises ? 😂

every girl got a chance to sit on my lap, and free beer on President day

🙄

Oh those promises will definately get you votes. 😂

It will be a clean sweep, I can take the office waving a broom