Go-kart race Mario vs Tommy Vercetti vs Crash vs Dale Earnhart jr

Each of them in the best go-kart they can find with all the Video game power-ups/weapons strewn evenly across the racetrack.No carjacking for Tommy as leaving his vehicle on purpose is cause for DQ

Who is the better racer?

Team Crash, dammit!!

Crash Bandicoot

Tommy, he can do drive bys, which are a bit more fatal than your average turtle shell and banana peel.