Lindsey's Thread

Started by Maynard-is-god18 pages
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a1hsauce Senior Member

i take it thats her room behind her... gotta love the deception of the pushup though

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Originally posted by a1hsauce
i take it thats her room behind her... gotta love the deception of the pushup though
droolio theres no deception there...they're REALLY nice 😉 and no thats my room 😐

or is it?

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no deception 😱 lucky lucky guy thumbup

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Re: Lindsey's Thread

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Lindsey (my girlfriend) is making me make a thread about her because she wants for people to see her or something...guitars are sexy eh?

I've decided that I'm taking you under my wing, and teaching you everything I know Alex. I will train you in the fine art of 'Womanizing', and make you my apprentice. I think you are the most worthy candidate here.

In return, I get 'special time' with your girlfriend. droolio

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Originally posted by Disco Moose
I've decided that I'm taking you under my wing, and teaching you everything I know Alex. I will train you in the fine art of 'Womanizing', and make you my apprentice. I think you are the most worthy candidate here.

In return, I get 'special time' with your girlfriend. droolio

you see....the whole "apprentice" thing sounds good...but the whole "special time" aint sounding so good....

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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
you see....the whole "apprentice" thing sounds good...but the whole "special time" aint sounding so good....
I will allow special time.

To A1 😛

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
I will allow special time.

To A1 😛


😱 notworthy Amen to you my brother

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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
you see....the whole "apprentice" thing sounds good...but the whole "special time" aint sounding so good....

Ok ok ok....then I get special time with you? 😉

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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
I will allow special time.

To A1 😛

Why? So they can go shopping together? 😂

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Originally posted by Disco Moose
Ok ok ok....then I get special time with you? 😉
a1 is who you get

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Originally posted by Disco Moose
Why? So they can go shopping together? 😂
thats who you get "special time" with...not lindsey...Allyn ✅

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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
a1 is who you get

But I don't want her...

him...*slaps forehead* him him him him him...

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Originally posted by Disco Moose
But I don't want her...

him...*slaps forehead* him him him him him...

😆 oh yeah...HIM

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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
thats who you get "special time" with...not lindsey...Allyn ✅

But....ok...no...I....

😑

Lets start over.

Hi, I'm Moose. 🙂

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Originally posted by Disco Moose
But....ok...no...I....

😑

Lets start over.

Hi, I'm Moose. 🙂

Hi....I'm Alex *shakes hooves*

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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
Hi....I'm Alex *shakes hooves*

Nice to meet you.

Can I have your girlfriend? 😉

Anyhow, yeah, you are the chosen one, regardless....no one else your age is worthy. 🙂

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Originally posted by Disco Moose
Nice to meet you.

Can I have your girlfriend? 😉

Anyhow, yeah, you are the chosen one, regardless....no one else your age is worthy. 🙂

yes....so..i'm a moose in training then ✅

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Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
yes....so..i'm a moose in training then ✅

So to speak. I'm not going to train you to be a moose....I'm going to train you to get laid at every opportunity.

I mean, Alex, you're in your prime...in the next few years, if you play your cards right, and have some inside knowledge, you could break RECORDS! 😎

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Originally posted by Disco Moose
So to speak. I'm not going to train you to be a moose....I'm going to train you to get laid at every opportunity.

I mean, Alex, you're in your prime...in the next few years, if you play your cards right, and have some inside knowledge, you could break RECORDS! 😎

well the only record i could break...is yours 😈 😆