I would paint myself pink, grab two flashlights, run towards him naked, shouting "KUWABARA, KUWABARA!", and hoping that my awkward appearance would confuse him. Then while he is really confused I would try and kick him in nuts. If he would dodge or was shielded from there, I would quickly try to unleash flurry of punches and kicks, hoping that I would hit something painful. That wouldn't work, of course, and while he would be beating my ass, I would shout something that confuses him even more:
If it is Tim, I would say that Batman is his father.
If it would be Dick, I'd say that he and his family sucked in circus.
If it would be Jason, I would say that Joker is Batman's twin brother.
While they are again confused, I take off their mask, revealing their identity. While they put hands in front of their face, I kick them in stomach as hard as I can, and if they drop down, I would viciously beat their faces until they stop breathing or I wouldn't feel my hands anymore.
That is how I would beat them.
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In reality, I would probably lose to them rather easily. I could beat Dick when he started as Robin...but otherwise, I would lose.
Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
The only decent way to beat Robin hand to hand is by being better than him.I seriously don't think anyone on this board is...
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"I am as far beyond Robin as he is beyond you!"
but to beat Robin I'll have to become more than just a man...I'll have to become a legend.
Originally posted by whirlysplat
Please tell me more how would you fight him?
Jason Todd-he's an agressive fighter so i'd go on the defense at 1st and see if he would wear himself out a little bit, if they wasnt working i'd take him to the ground, and ground and pound him...i weigh more and am probaly stonger than him so ground and pound sounds like a safe tactic to me (although not sure if tey would work on the red hood JT)
Tim Drake-he's a smart fighter not extremely quick or agile but waits for you to make a mistake so i'd feel him out a little bit try and get him to go on the offesive...all i need is a one clean shot on drake and i got him, but thats easier said than done
Dick grayson-now here i would have trouble...he's strong, extremely agile, quick, and flexible and can take a beating....i would try and take him to the ground and break an arm or leg with an anklehook, leglock, armbar, anything i could think of....that would obviously be exteremly difficult so, another thing i would try is to take him to the ground, play possum, and try and apply some sort of chokehold...if all this failed i would just try and brawl him, that sounds stupid, but if i can get him to get him to go toe to toe with just fisticuffs, than i might land a lucky shot
Originally posted by wuTa
Jason Todd-he's an agressive fighter so i'd go on the defense at 1st and see if he would wear himself out a little bit, if they wasnt working i'd take him to the ground, and ground and pound him...i weigh more and am probaly stonger than him so ground and pound sounds like a safe tactic to me (although not sure if tey would work on the red hood JT)Tim Drake-he's a smart fighter not extremely quick or agile but waits for you to make a mistake so i'd feel him out a little bit try and get him to go on the offesive...all i need is a one clean shot on drake and i got him, but thats easier said than done
Dick grayson-now here i would have trouble...he's strong, extremely agile, quick, and flexible and can take a beating....i would try and take him to the ground and break an arm or leg with an anklehook, leglock, armbar, anything i could think of....that would obviously be exteremly difficult so, another thing i would try is to take him to the ground, play possum, and try and apply some sort of chokehold...if all this failed i would just try and brawl him, that sounds stupid, but if i can get him to get him to go toe to toe with just fisticuffs, than i might land a lucky shot
yeah it'd be hard to beat on Dick
Originally posted by wuTa
Tim Drake-he's a smart fighter not extremely quick or agile but waits for you to make a mistake so i'd feel him out a little bit try and get him to go on the offesive...all i need is a one clean shot on drake and i got him, but thats easier said than doneDick grayson-now here i would have trouble...he's strong, extremely agile, quick, and flexible and can take a beating....i would try and take him to the ground and break an arm or leg with an anklehook, leglock, armbar, anything i could think of....that would obviously be exteremly difficult so, another thing i would try is to take him to the ground, play possum, and try and apply some sort of chokehold...if all this failed i would just try and brawl him, that sounds stupid, but if i can get him to get him to go toe to toe with just fisticuffs, than i might land a lucky shot
Tim Drake is extremely quick and agile. He is better as an Robin then Grayson was.
I could beat Grayson when he started as Robin.
Grayson = Got nearly no training, had to start with only his agility skills.
Robin = Six month training with Batman, trained by martial artists such as Lady Shiva. Faster, Better and more skilled the Dick as Robin.