FHM's F'd up Sexiest Women list

Started by SlipknoT6 pages
SlipknoT Restricted

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You don't think she's a credible first place?

-AC

Oh She's so ****in hot.

Alpha Centauri Restricted

Can't say I'd go so far as to call a naked female gross, to be honest.

The thing that puzzles me is girls who go around drooling over guys, making sexual innuendos but then get grossed out at the thought of a penis.

It's very weird.

-AC

a1hsauce Senior Member

what i wanna know is where is my wife Elisha Cuthbert in this list!!!!!???

Ronny Love is Blindness

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Can't say I'd go so far as to call a naked female gross, to be honest.

The thing that puzzles me is girls who go around drooling over guys, making sexual innuendos but then get grossed out at the thought of a penis.

It's very weird.

-AC

I dont get grossed out at the though of a penis, i just get grossed out when he uses it on someone 😛

Clovie -~=¤=~-

Originally posted by black robb
Any list that would put Paris Hilton 97 spots over Roselyn Sanchez over anything is royally f*cked up...http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/03/27/fhms-100-sexiest-women-list-2005/
why do you care? *shrugs*

Korri Senior Member

I nominate AC as sexiest woman droolio.

Alpha Centauri Restricted

Really?

I thought I kinda let myself go. Glad to see I'm still appreciated 😄.

-AC

Korri Senior Member

A littlemore clevage wouldnt go a miss though.

Alpha Centauri Restricted

Hmm.

I'm a man of many talents indeed, instantly growing cleavage though...not sure I can pull that one off.

I'll leave that to the chicks who aren't flat-chested.

-AC

Clovie -~=¤=~-

Originally posted by Korri
I nominate AC as sexiest woman droolio.
me seconds THAT droolio

Korri Senior Member

No comment 😂.

Alpha Centauri Restricted

Wait.

Actually wait.

You all do realise I'm not a female...right?

I am a man. Ah ahm a man.

-AC

Korri Senior Member

*Checks Profile*

Oops, i could of sworn...

Oh well my bad.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wait.

Actually wait.

You all do realise I'm not a female...right?

I am a man. Ah ahm a man.

-AC

WHAT?....aww man...I thought we were getting somewhere 🙁

Alpha Centauri Restricted

Sorry Bardock.

But you putting your hand on my thigh was just too close for me.

-AC

Clovie -~=¤=~-

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wait.

Actually wait.

You all do realise I'm not a female...right?

I am a man. Ah ahm a man.

-AC

😑

so i don't need to become lesbian? 😱
even better 😊

drooliodrooliodroolio

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Clovie
😑

so i don't need to become lesbian? 😱
even better 😊

drooliodrooliodroolio


That doesn't really make me feel better Clovie 🙁

Clovie -~=¤=~-

Originally posted by Bardock42
That doesn't really make me feel better Clovie 🙁
🤨
why would it?

i'm kidding obviously.

HimoKun Senior Member

Jessica Alba and Biel need to be put up higher on the list. THose idiots can suck feces.

Alpha Centauri Restricted

There's something about Jessica Biel.

Not to sure what it is, but most times I see her I get the urge to put her through a wall.

Secksyoually of course.

-AC