See, the Asian midget basketball players fell victim to this walking coronary. Yes, he ate them, soon after, Mr. Man Boob America took on that crazy culturally confused Black Redneck Wrassler. Crazy Culturally Confused Black Redneck Wrassler eventually lost to Mr. Man Boob America by submission, Mr. Boob suffocated Mr. Wrassler with his voluptuous man mammarys.
...he then went on to win a radio contest, and shared his goods with the rest of the internet.