I remember When I was 11 I was at a Bowling Ally for a birthday with some friends and I went to do one of those Game machines where the claw drops down and you get something, well there was this Little Alf Doll in there and I went to get it, and right before I was going to move it and drop, some little Nerdy Kid with Thick Coke Bottle glasses came along and pressed the Button down and I didn't get it, and For some reason that Realllllly Pissed me off So I started Punching the crap out of his until it was at the point to where I was on the ground with him smashing his head into a vending Machine and his face was all messed up and then some adults came over and Kicked Me and my friends out 🙁
Originally posted by SlipknoT
I remember When I was 11 I was at a Bowling Ally for a birthday with some friends and I went to do one of those Game machines where the claw drops down and you get something, well there was this Little Alf Doll in there and I went to get it, and right before I was going to move it and drop, some little Nerdy Kid with Thick Coke Bottle glasses came along and pressed the Button down and I didn't get it, and For some reason that Realllllly Pissed me off So I started Punching the crap out of his until it was at the point to where I was on the ground with him smashing his head into a vending Machine and his face was all messed up and then some adults came over and Kicked Me and my friends out 🙁
ALF kicks ass, that's why.
I still have an ALF stuffed animal from when I was 4. ✅