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Originally posted by Bloigen
I don't like it.

As i said - it doesn't seem to accept as many words, and its way too dark a setting, and its not as crystal clear as the other.

Can we put the light on ?

Originally posted by GCG
Can we put the light on ?

Ask her.

No; she's given me a wtf

try feet, play and boob

Originally posted by GCG
Can we put the light on ?

Try 'turn on light' it works a treat!!! 😂 💃

By the way lads - got a little joke for ya.

Whats the difference between a hard on and a light on?

Originally posted by Xoni
By the way lads - got a little joke for ya.

Whats the difference between a hard on and a light on?

A light bulb doesn't go soft?

😕

Sleep 😂

Originally posted by Bloigen
A light bulb doesn't go soft?

😕

A light bulb might not go soft - but it breaks when you bang it!! 😂

Sorry, that wasn't the joke but i had to say it whilst you were on the subject.

No, the answer it................you can sleep with a 'light on' 😆

Sorry, its a pathetic joke, and i never did think it was funny when i heard it!

Originally posted by GCG
Sleep 😂

GCG was on the right line!

I can sleep with a hard on...

😕

I hate walking up with one when I am bursting for a piss

Originally posted by Bloigen
I can sleep with a hard on...

😕

You must have special powers! 😄

Just thinking - you haven't got a micro version have you 😮

Originally posted by GCG
I hate walking up with one when I am bursting for a piss

Yeah i know what you mean - thats a serious problem.

I normally stand at the toilet and think of things like plants, and within an hour or two everythings fine 😮‍💨

Originally posted by GCG
I hate walking up with one when I am bursting for a piss

Yeah, and you piss all over the curtains. Then on your neighbour, then on the police when they come to arrest you for making your neighbour drown.

😂 or indecent exposure. It is in that case that the shower comes handy - I can relax, to a fountain piss and wash the walls after.

Whilst we're on the subject of pissing, excuse me a second chappies..................

Just piss on the walls to wash them.

fooled

????

this sucks beavis