Let's Twist Again ...

could have 😛

how?

if it was actually tex 😂

that's the lowest a human being can go ❌

oh I love mattex 😍

me too... if he's far away and not online😉

I miss him weep

you actually can miss him ? 😑 you must be sick

I do 🙁

nono, you are 😉

I'm perfectly healthy, if you ignore the dizziness and fainting and such 🤪

and throwing up? if you do that, you should think about how to name your unborn child 😉

I think I'm pregnant myself 😕

you think? well, you either are or not, it's clear when you are 😛

😂 I'm not, that would require sex first

how come people are always tripping over such little details 😛

you could make a checklist next time and check those things that gets you closer to getting a kid 😕

I dont want one 😐

but then there can't be a misunderstanding about it anymore 😱 think about how much stress you'll save out 😛

How much? 😱

this big! *spreads arms* 😱