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Fine, heres one with Luke in it
Yoda, Anakin, and Luke walk into a bar.
Anakin says to Luke: "So, hows your lightsaber skills coming?'
Luke:"Fine. Hows your arm?"
Anakin gets angry.
Anakin:"Are you making fun of me?!!"
Luke:"No, No. I was just curious. Hey! Do you think it would still work if I poured beer on it?"
Anakin is enraged.
Anakin:"How dare you?!! I went to the darkside for your little punk a$$ and this is how your going to repay me?"
Luke:"Actually, If remember correctly, the real reason you went.."
Anakin lifts up table and throws it acrosss the bar. The table is shattered.
Luke:"Now look at what you've done. Your going to get us kicked out again."
Yoda:"Thrown another hissy fit, it seems Anakin has."
Anakin continues to break things.
Yoda:"Very prideful, Anakin, for someone who has lost his manhood."
Yoda shows anakin a jar of his shriveled and burnt remains.
Yoda:"Now calm, or a replacement, you will never have."
Anakin kneels before Yoda.
Anakin:"I will do whatever you want master."
Okay a new one,
So Luke and yoda walk into a bar,
Luke asks yoda: "What was it about Pad'me that motivated my father to turn to the dark side?"
Yoda nods as he reply: "Good Question. Meditate on this, I will"
Yoda: "hrrrrmm."
Luke waits expectantly for an answer.
Yoda: "hrrrrmm."
Seeing that this would take a while, Luke orders another beer.
Its getting late and people are starting to leave.
Luke:"Master Yoda, ummm, not to interfere with your..concentration, but we better get moving. And why are you drooling?"
Yoda finally looks up. : "Outside you will wait for me. Little more time, I need."
Luke: "Okay then. I guess I'll wait by the speeder."
Yoda waits until the door closes behind and looks around to make sure no one is looking.
Yoda leans back in his chair with a grin on his face.
Yoda resumes his "meditation" on the issue of Padme.
Yoda: "hrrrrmmm"
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