How would you kill Maynard!

Started by §P0oONY6 pages

How would you kill Maynard!

... Meh....

It seemed like a good time to make a killing thread about him....

If you don't like it.......

"Screw you guys I'm going home"

Icicle stab to the side of the head, the evidence would melt away, I would then roll his body into a length of chain link fence. I'd haul the body and fence out to the middle of the nearest lake, the fence would weigh him down and also it would hold his body intact and keep large chunks of his decomposed body from floating to the surface, thus giving away where he is.

😐😐😐😐😐😐

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Icicle stab to the side of the head, the evidence would melt away, I would then roll his body into a length of chain link fence. I'd haul the body and fence out to the middle of the nearest lake, the fence would weigh him down and also it would hold his body intact and keep large chunks of his decomposed body from floating to the surface, thus giving away where he is.

I'm really starting to worry about you and your homicidal thoughts... I fear you have been thinking about murder for too long

AWP round to the balls and throw him to the velociraptors.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I'm really starting to worry about you and your homicidal thoughts... I fear you have been thinking about murder for too long

😛

I got the icile part from Irene months ago, there was a perfect murder thread, she came up with it.

The chainlink fence part was from some documentary on Discovery Channel.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
😛

I got the icile part from Irene months ago, there was a perfect murder thread, she came up with it.

The chainlink fence part was from some documentary on Discovery Channel.

😂...

Maybe not then

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
AWP round to the balls and throw him to the velociraptors.

Use your imagination. 😛

Shoot him in the balls then throw him to teeny bopper girls, they'll have his flesh torn from his body in no time.

I would probably lock him in a cage with one of these crazy-ass mothaf'kers! 😈

id rip off his balls while his having sex with his gf 😐

Originally posted by a1hsauce
id rip off his balls while his having sex with his gf 😐

EVIL!

I'd put him next to the guy from family guy.... who likes Chris' muscular arms

Originally posted by §P0oONY
EVIL!

I'd put him next to the guy from family guy.... who likes Chris' muscular arms

"Make sure you stretch out those creamy hamstrings."

Lol... I love that guy

*On the answering machine*

"Just wonderin' where the paperboy is."

"Yeah, still waiting."

"Anybody seen the paperboy around?"

"Mmmhmmm"

"Alright you little punk, I know where you live."

"I sure miss the paperboy."

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*On the answering machine*

"Just wonderin' where the paperboy is."

"Yeah, still waiting."

"Anybody seen the paperboy around?"

"Mmmhmmm"

"Alright you little punk, I know where you live."

"I sure miss the paperboy."


😆 that pedeaphile guy is soo funny haha love taht character

"hey there lil buddy..what you doin?

I love the paedophiles' cameo appearance in the episode with the nudists

Originally posted by §P0oONY
... Meh....

It seemed like a good time to make a killing thread about him....

If you don't like it.......

"Screw you guys I'm going home"

Snoo Snoo...

works everytime ..😐

well...i would....WAIT....

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Snoo Snoo...

works everytime ..😐

😆 i could use a good snoo snoo from 1000 amazonian women droolio

since Maynard is god I would say I don't believe in him.