I'm a Dumbass...

Yes you probably already know that...but I thought I'd share a funny story with you...

😮

Yesterday I was drinking my drink and then for some reason I put the glass around my mouth and chin..if you know what I mean..then I kinda sucked it in so it was stuck around there... well I heard my sis upstairs and I thought she was coming downstairs so I left the glass suctioned to my chin as a laugh..I waited but she never came down..so I took it off and carried on drinking and watching t.v...

then later I went up to bed and went to wash my face only to get a HUGE shock in the mirror!
Suctioning the glass to my face for that little time I had managed to bring the blood to the surface and now my chin is all red and blotchy like a love bite 🙁

It looks like I have a beard or something...

Yes a total dumbass I know! I feel very stupid! bag

But I thought it would give you all a good laugh so I shared it....

I wont laugh at you, but with you. Now I'm going to start humming the vonage song...

I think its called breaking your capilleries.......now you are going to have a goaty growing

Originally posted by GCG
I think its called breaking your capilleries.......now you are going to have a goaty growing

don't get logical here 😛

nothing to do with logistics.

Birthmarks are made out of broken capilleries.

Originally posted by GCG
nothing to do with logistics.

Birthmarks are made out of broken capilleries.

sure ; i know cause it happened to me as well.

I had a square mug when i was a teenager, and i was drinking tea while i was studying. When i finished the tea, i done the same thing Piggle Humsy did with the glass but i did it with a mug. I kept reading and forgot about the mug and i had the square pattern on my face when i looked in the mirror.

do you still have it?

Originally posted by GCG
sure ; i know cause it happened to me as well.

I had a square mug when i was a teenager, and i was drinking tea while i was studying. When i finished the tea, i done the same thing Piggle Humsy did with the glass but i did it with a mug. I kept reading and forgot about the mug and i had the square pattern on my face when i looked in the mirror.

Did it go away? 😕

I don't want it to stay... cry

i have dont that soo many times.. and yes they go away!

Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
i have dont that soo many times.. and yes they go away!

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
for Piggles sake i hope they do 😊

lol they do

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Did it go away? 😕

I don't want it to stay... cry

Yeah they go away in a couple of days ; or eben less. Just get that blood flowing and your heart pumpin'

HEY ! Why dont you post a pic ?

Originally posted by GCG
Yeah they go away in a couple of days ; or eben less. Just get that blood flowing and your heart pumpin'

HEY ! Why dont you post a pic ?

😂 um how about no!

I feel stoopid enough! 😛

Thank god! I was getting real worried there...

my face is my career!

well not really but I've always wanted to say that... 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
😂 um how about no!

I feel stoopid enough! 😛

Thank god! I was getting real worried there...

my face is my career!

well not really but I've always wanted to say that... 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yes you probably already know that...but I thought I'd share a funny story with you...

😮

Yesterday I was drinking my drink and then for some reason I put the glass around my mouth and chin..if you know what I mean..then I kinda sucked it in so it was stuck around there... well I heard my sis upstairs and I thought she was coming downstairs so I left the glass suctioned to my chin as a laugh..I waited but she never came down..so I took it off and carried on drinking and watching t.v...

then later I went up to bed and went to wash my face only to get a HUGE shock in the mirror!
Suctioning the glass to my face for that little time I had managed to bring the blood to the surface and now my chin is all red and blotchy like a love bite 🙁

It looks like I have a beard or something...

Yes a total dumbass I know! I feel very stupid! bag

But I thought it would give you all a good laugh so I shared it....

Originally posted by Fëanor
hysterical ...*wipes tears* i'm sorry, but that just lifted what melancholy mood i was in a moment ago tbh...😐

I'm glad! 🙂

That's why I posted it!

Let people share in the humour of it all...

Glad it's not permanent tho! ✅

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm glad! 🙂

That's why I posted it!

Let people share in the humour of it all...

Glad it's not permanent tho! ✅

lol awwe that sucks piggle kinda funny but.. itll go away... when u wake up it should be gone

A1 😱 hug