The Cine-mpire Strikes Back..Again..For The 1st Time!

That's right..it's time for a take-over. The Cine-mpire is currently hiring qualified persons for the following exciting ranks!

Royal Guards
Stormtroopers
Imperial Scanning Crew
Sandtroopers
KMC Galactic Cine-mpire Senators
KMC Galactic Cine-mpire Banking Clan
KMC Cine-mpire Spies

The following positions have already been filled:

Raz - Emporer/Grand Moff
Darth Cine - Myself
Admiral Motti - All noobs
Admiral Piett - GMG
Mon Mothma - Uneeklyconfused
Grand Moff Jerrojedd - Fruits

..and §P0oONY as my 2nd in command, should the Cine-mpire fall, and Raz or any other Global Moderator of the Jedi order close this thread.

Please submit your headshot and application, along with a DVD of my choosing to the following address:

Darth Cine
Docking Bay 47
The Death Star

The Cine-mpire is an equal opportunity employer and operates under the Better Business Bureau for Internet Forums. All positions and rankings are subject to change, as is the political platform of The Cine-mpire. The Cine-mpire is a non profit organization hellbent on KMC domination. The Cine-mpire is not a registered trademark, but should you chose to use or violate it, I'll get you banned. All Rights Reserved. 2005

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
That's right..it's time for a take-over. The Cine-mpire is currently hiring qualified persons for the following exciting ranks!

Royal Guards
Stormtroopers
Imperial Scanning Crew
Sandtroopers
KMC Galactic Cine-mpire Senators
KMC Galactic Cine-mpire Banking Clan
KMC Cine-mpire Spies

The following positions have already been filled:

Raz - Emporer/Grand Moff
Darth Cine - Myself
Admiral Motti - All noobs
Admiral Piett - GMG
Mon Mothma - Uneeklyconfused
Moff Jerrojedd - Fruits

..and §P0oONY as my 2nd in command, should the Cine-mpire fall, and Raz or any other Global Moderator of the Jedi order close this thread.

Please submit your headshot and application, along with a DVD of my chosing to the following address:

Darth Cine
Docking Bay 47
The Death Star

The Cine-mpire is an equal opportunity employer and operates under the Better Business Bureau for Internet Forums. All positions and rankings are subject to change, as is the political platform of The Cine-mpire. The Cine-mpire is a non profit organization hellbent on KMC domination. The Cine-mpire is not a registered trademark, but should you chose to use or violate it, I'll get you banned. All Rights Reserved. 2005

WOW! sweet, how did i get in??

I'll join only if I can be Darth Bunny darthbunny

What can i be?

Awesome 😄

😈

Hey....the post I was replying to vanished.....

Originally posted by fruits
WOW! sweet, how did i get in??

By your steadfast determination, and that check you sent me last week.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
What can i be?

I need one more Darth, since it's a foursome in my Cine-mpire, so, Darth DJ. Fueled by death metal, Darth DJ "slays" his prey, "cannibalizing" the "corpses", and then polishing it off with Jagermeister.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
By your steadfast determination, and that check you sent me last week.

I need one more Darth, since it's a foursome in my Cine-mpire, so, Darth DJ. Fueled by death metal, Darth DJ "slays" his prey, "cannibalizing" the "corpses", and then polishing it off with Jagermeister.

you need to have a SauceMan... what can I do?😄

so what's gonna be out first act towards KMC domination?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
you need to have a SauceMan... what can I do?😄

I need a Galactic cook. You down?

Originally posted by fruits
so what's gonna be out first act towards KMC domination?

Well, first of all, we're going to hire on more people. Then we're going to going to figure out how to dispose of Le Crew, as I feel they have ties to the "light side". They sit around and listen to Michael Bolton, sipping on Starbucks, and wearing thift store clothes.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I need a Galactic cook. You down?

Well, first of all, we're going to hire on more people. Then we're going to going to figure out how to dispose of Le Crew, as I feel they have ties to the "light side". They sit around and listen to Michael Bolton, sipping on Starbucks, and wearing thift store clothes.

As if Darth Bunny could ever have ties with the light side.....

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I need a Galactic cook. You down?

Well, first of all, we're going to hire on more people. Then we're going to going to figure out how to dispose of Le Crew, as I feel they have ties to the "light side". They sit around and listen to Michael Bolton, sipping on Starbucks, and wearing thift store clothes.

Hmm.....so where's dah feckin rebellion????

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I need a Galactic cook. You down?

Well, first of all, we're going to hire on more people. Then we're going to going to figure out how to dispose of Le Crew, as I feel they have ties to the "light side". They sit around and listen to Michael Bolton, sipping on Starbucks, and wearing thift store clothes.

hes a spy. i can smell it

Originally posted by Lana
As if Darth Bunny could ever have ties with the light side.....

Yeah, well, you Le Crew kids need a new hobby. Join me! See, I'm lettin' you double-dip because we need an Alpha female presence in the Cine-mpire.

Originally posted by Wickerman
Hmm.....so where's dah feckin rebellion????

~wickerman~

Patience my young, evil, padawan.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Whoa Whoa Whoa, I'm in le Crew 😠

Then you need to talk to Ken aboot joining forces, otherwise yous guys are going to have to deal with the Cine-mpire, and to quote myself in a backwards way, I is not as forgiving as the Emporer am.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
I need a Galactic cook. You down?

😱 at your service

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction

Then you need to talk to Ken aboot joining forces, otherwise yous guys are going to have to deal with the Cine-mpire, and to quote myself in a backwards way, I is not as forgiving as the Emporer am.

lets blow up his home planet!

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Patience my young, evil, padawan.

But i'm just a horny 15 year old that likes watching anime and having wetdreams about anime chicks that go "tee hee", wut teh bad spleeling, that just watched SW ep. 3 a week ago, liked the whole "force thing", doesn't know what the OT means, and spells Obi Wan Kenobi as OB1.......and Anakin as Anikan, and has no idea what RP is, just imagines role play is like a video game hack'n slash.

I'm sorry......i promise i won't look in the SW forums anymore 🙁

~wickerman~

ummmm.......... yeah................

(lets blow up his home planet too. just to be safe)