Re: ALERT: Cine-pire Bulletin: We Have TTH
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Patrons of KMC, Cine here, evil overlord and commander of The Cine-pire.Many of you have been wondering about the where...about..s...of Preston, AKA, The Tired Hiker. Not to worry TTH is in possession of the Cine-mpire, and is doing well. We're keeping him alive with vienna sausages, Diet Tropicana Twister..Orange..and re-runs of The Andy Milonakis show.
Should you wish to see your beloved Tired Hiker, the Cine-mpire have arranged the following demands which are to be met, otherwise, Preston's going to be really fat and have to pee real bad if we ever decide to let him go.
Darth Cine requests the following:
* All the DVD's on my Wish List, especially "Viva la Bam" Seasons 2 +3.
* 1 case of Tropicana Twister Diet Orange Soda + 100 pack of straws
The demands of the rest of the Cine-mpire will follow. Thanks for your cooperation, and for more information on career opportunities within the Cine-mpire, please visit us at the following link.
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We do not negotiate with ambitious power hungry fools. TTH is but one person, and KMC stretches across the world. We can spare one person...
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
TTH is godly in these parts, and is well worth his weight in haggis!
Aww but as you stated before, he's been missing for some time. If he is as good as you say he is, why isn't there a TTH search party going on? That's because he is appreciated when he's present, forgotten in his absence. Now, if there was only room for a negotiator in your ambitious plot will you able to get the attention of the KMC people. To bad you over looked that...